***NEW*** ALTITUDE CAMP SIGN UP

well bill this sounds compelling to me. My son actually just got into running. I have always wanted him to participate in the sport because I competed in college. I ran a 19:09 5k (not to brag). Anyways, my kid (steve) is not leading in the pacer at his school. I am embarrassed and ashamed to say the least. I will be signing him up for this awesome opportunity. I don't think it gets better than this.

Best regards - 800mguy

Hi Bill

This looks like an amazing opportunity and I would love to be a part of it.

I was wondering what sort of times you would accept from applicants?

Also is it for all distances or only marathoners?

Kind Regards

Buzz

The moon? That’s nothing. I’m going to be starting a running camp on Mercury! With it’s proximity to the sun, athletes will come back to Earth feeling cool, even in 90 degree weather!

Buzz,

We will host runners from all distances! Not only that, but we also look to have field event specific training blocks! That being said, we have standards you must hit before applying to the camp. Of course, we are willing to accept all athletes who have aspirations for greatness!!

*Keep in mind that we calculated these standards based on our projected improvement for all athletes at Musk Moon Camp *

*** Musk Moon Camp Running Event Standards (2025) ***

MEN WOMEN

100m: 12.3712 15.331

200m: 25.1234 30.4647

400m 55.0000 1:15.6574

800m 2:00.87 2:00.87

1500m 3:50.00 5:34.55

3000mSC 8:23.56 23:34.45

5000m 25:57 12:30

10000m 50:45.786 1:30:23

Half 57:64.69 4:33:78.2134

Marathon 4:35:50.21 4:36:51.22

Excellent. 6/10. How's the depression?

Spoof Master wrote:

Excellent. 6/10. How's the depression?

No, solid 8/10.

Is this real?

In fairness, you're right. Even down to the commas. Good work.

Agree, 6 was a typo. Solid 8 is correct. Very funny.

my wife's boyfriend's kid might be interested. How much does it cost?

I want this to be real.

Altitude camp? What're you a hobby jogger? Altitude is for boys, Humidity is for the men. If you want to get better you train exclusive in south-east states like Florida or Louisiana. Once you set up base camp you then find a really big hot tub and turn the heat up to the max and that is where you will do all of your weekly mileage. For recovery you hit a tanning bed for at least 2 hours. You will reap the benefits.

Brad (not chad) wrote:

my wife's boyfriend's kid might be interested. How much does it cost?

Brad,

Cost is not certain as of now, but we are estimating the total price to attend, if accepted, around 1.87 Bitcoin. A great price for an even greater experience and opportunity!!

Wow, I have been waiting for an opportunity like this for quite some time now. I am currently a 42 year old man who always gets beat by this dude named Phillip in all of my local 5k's. He always gets the plaques, the medals, the free beer, the gift cards, my wife, our kids, our house, my life savings, and most importantly his name is always number 1 in the paper. I am sick and tired of Phillip so I am very interested in this training camp so that I can come back and kick Phillips butt and hopefully win a plaque that doesn't have a number 2 on it. Please let me join you, I am begging you... I need this... I can not let Phillip win any more

Lebron is sub 5 wrote:

If you want to get better you train exclusive in south-east states like Florida or Louisiana.

Sounds like you might be interested in the LoneStarXC Running Camp on Mercury! The heat and humidity combination there is perfect for training!