Just ate an entire box of pop tarts at my desk. What do I do?

First of all, if you didn't eat frosted blueberry or strawberry ones, then you are a fool.

Second of all, drink your kombucha at home.

Finally, don't eat so many Pop Tarts again in one sitting.

You must have terrible body odor with your diet of carbohydrates and vinegar-laden kombucha.

Throw away the wrappers and box. Make sure you get all the crumbs, they attract rodents.

I shake my own kombucha and remove the tags from my mattress. You think you have problems.

Were they brown sugar cinnamon?

Put the box, wrappers, and crumbs next door and tell everyone that the pig ate your tarts. Don't worry about rodents, they don't eat that shit.

Just Glow Me wrote:

... I have been keeping the box under my desk in case I needed some quick calories prior to a run...

What? Are people really that sensitive? It's not optimal, but the idea that you "need calories" after a few hours is absurd. Starving people "need calories," - not middle class Americans with office jobs.

7/10...you got some nice nibbles.

Flagpole wrote:

Second of all, drink your kombucha at home.

Why?

Take a large dump and go for a run.

Just Glow Me wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

Second of all, drink your kombucha at home.

Why?

Because true kombucha is mildly fermented. Why are you drinking alcohol during the work day?

Flagpole wrote:

Because true kombucha is mildly fermented. Why are you drinking alcohol during the work day?

Flagpole wrote:

Because true kombucha is mildly fermented. Why are you drinking alcohol during the work day?

FPW - if you're so up on kombucha, what's your line in the sand? What's "mildly?" .5%, 1% .25%????

Since most kombucha are .5-1.5%, I wouldn't say you're "drinking alcohol." That's like take a Miller lite, pouring 2/3 of the beer out, filling 2/3 water and thinking you're going to get intoxicated. I drink GT's and the like 1-2 times per week and notice nothing. Should we assault the Euro's for a glass of wine at lunch or has that concept not drifted into the flyover states yet?

Utter, alarmist, Accord (2006) nonsense, brother!

Have an abortion to lose the weight you gained. People on the planned parenthood thread can tell you where to get one.

Disgusting wrote:

Have an abortion to lose the weight you gained. People on the planned parenthood thread can tell you where to get one.

Is a poptart really a poptart before it comes out of the toaster?

You are living in guilt at your gluttony and sloth. To cleanse oneself, purge then run 10 miles.

Kenny Cormier wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

Because true kombucha is mildly fermented. Why are you drinking alcohol during the work day?

Flagpole wrote:

Because true kombucha is mildly fermented. Why are you drinking alcohol during the work day?

FPW - if you're so up on kombucha, what's your line in the sand? What's "mildly?" .5%, 1% .25%????

Since most kombucha are .5-1.5%, I wouldn't say you're "drinking alcohol." That's like take a Miller lite, pouring 2/3 of the beer out, filling 2/3 water and thinking you're going to get intoxicated. I drink GT's and the like 1-2 times per week and notice nothing. Should we assault the Euro's for a glass of wine at lunch or has that concept not drifted into the flyover states yet?

Utter, alarmist, Accord (2006) nonsense, brother!

Difference between having a serving of alcohol away from the office at lunch and actually drinking a fermented beverage at work. Go do what you want, but I wouldn't do that if I still worked for someone else.

Always nice, eating a tart's box at work.

Just Glow Me wrote:

Well, now it is 2:00pm and I didn't run and all of the pop tarts are gone and I feel gross.

Just wait til they come out the other end.

I also ate a whole box of pop tarts, but for 3 days straight. They were so good but I always felt sick. The flavors were:

- frosted strawberry

- strawberry milkshake

- banana bread

I recommend the strawberry milkshake one.