A Lesson in Humiliation

First off, unless the intent is procreation, wrap your pecker before you deck her. Getting someone pregnant is not cool when there are simple ways to keep that from happening.

Now, for my thoughts. And despite what Mr. Chest may believe, I got plenty of girls at 6'2" and 138 pounds.

1. Be nice, but not too nice. You don't want to be the guy she comes running to when some jerk hurts her. You want to be more than a friend, so don't be become a doormat. You want the girl to be curious and become interested in you.

2. Tease. Hey, girls do it, why can't we? Just because you've gotten to the point where you can kiss her doesn't mean that you have to go straight to the panties or bra with your hands. Move slow. Maybe a couple of make-out sessions before you start feeling her up. Trust me. Some of the best sex I have ever had came when I didn't force the issue. Of course, if she grabs for you, all bets are off.

3. Make her think that she's special. She knows that you're after the goods, but doing right by her will get you a lot further. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it should be something she appreciates.

Those are my thoughts when you're looking for a relationship. I'm still good friends with nearly all of the girls I bedded. In fact, my family exchanges Christmas cards with one such girl and her family.

If you just want a quick roll in the hay, go to a party, find a drunk girl, and go at it. Anyone can do that.

Sound advice DougM--but I take exception to you saying getting someone preganant is not cool. In the american culture there is too much emphasis for females not to get preganat early in life. So, they put it off way too much. I do not think one is going to RUIN their lives at all by having children early--just the opposite.

Now to continue with my humiliation theme--and to at the same time try to give sound advice to females for a change:

My niece never has a problem getting guys. She is very sincere and straight forward person. But also she is an expert at bringing out the wierdness in people. I have had a nick name that I have always hated until she started using it--so now I let everyone use this nickname where I had really fought hard not to let anyone ever say it to me before. So, what is so great about my niece?

She is a very simple person--like I already stated. But she is loose a lot of times and really goes out of her way to come off as weird herself. Everybody at her school wears pajama bottoms to school because she started it. She is very good looking so she gets away with a lot more weirdness than most people would--but still her being simple, straight forward, care free and weird has endeared a lot of people to her.

Ok--here is another idea that I got discussing gilrs with the guy who was star athlete in my area in the 400.

This guy was always dating older females. He has male model looks and could run just under 50 seconds in the 400 and anchored relay team. Plus his dad was superintendent--they had a lot of bucks--but no girl ever dared PICK him who was in his same age category. He didn't involve himself in any fall or winter sports.

I told him he was just wasting his time with the older chicks--he was just let go for the umpteenth time by an older gal who decided she wanted alder guys than herself. I told him since he had a lot of time on his hands that he aught to volunteer with the coaching of some junior high girl team--not like any of the coaches could have told him no. I told him it is the age he is probably going to marry anyway--so why should he fool with girls his own age or older--I told him not to give any of them a second thought. He didn't listen to me. He could have endeared a large number of girls--but noooo.

Just thought I'd throw this one out there. Not like I haven't made similar mistakes myself. Remember what I said about taking out ugly girls. They need pleasure, too. Plus, they have relatives and friends no doubt that are good looking. So, don't sell yourself short by being stuck on yourself or being afraid to be humiliated.

Well, nobody is finding fault with what I have written--BUT NOBODY IS CONTRIBUTING EITHER!!! Makes me wonder about this board. You know you all can give stories just like I have done here that doesn't directly involve yourself--but couold be helpful to someone else. People wanted me to continue with my How to Get Chicks thread--but I want more contirbutors this time than what we had before--if at all possible. But I will let this thread die, if that is what you want.

chloroform.

"If you just want a quick roll in the hay, go to a party, find a drunk girl, and go at it. Anyone can do that."

Words Of Advice from Crazy Jason:

(1) Fat Girls Need Love Too. (One of my best lays ever was with a fat girl I met on AOL back in 1996.)

(2) It's All Pink In the Middle. (Just because a girl is not great looking doesn't mean that it is not warm, wet and tight inside.)

(3) Find a Girl who you dont have to shake the sheets to find at night. (Addendum to lesson 1 above).

Jason.

hey, that advice isn't great news for us skinny running girls...

catman wrote:

Sound advice DougM--but I take exception to you saying getting someone preganant is not cool. In the american culture there is too much emphasis for females not to get preganat early in life. So, they put it off way too much. I do not think one is going to RUIN their lives at all by having children early--just the opposite.

Yeah, what every fourteen really wants is her own baby. Nice career move.

Respect!

It's okay honey, we love you too. Skinny Or Fat, White or Black, you are loved.....

Jason

Yeah, what every fourteen really wants is her own baby. Nice career move.

That's my point. Females are so enwrapped with themselves and their careers that they don't bother with having any children. Bad move. Ignotant thinking all the way around. She can have kids first and then worry about career--many women do it that way and things work out fine. A little tough going at times--but that is good!

Wejo! Don't you think this has gone on long enough? Didn't we just say something about inappropriate links?

lankeejla wrote:

Wejo! Don't you think this has gone on long enough? Didn't we just say something about inappropriate links?

WITHOUT QUESTION, KITTYBOY AND JASON SHOULD BE ROUTED TO THEIR OWN LINK. NOW!

Interesting.