My solutions for fixing the "boards"...
1. Don't let any college kids post, because obviously all trolls have to be college kids.
2. Don't let anyone post anonymously. Clearly posts are much more educated, less offensive, and better thought out when they're signed.
3. Any post with the words "Jason" or "Bangkok" (or any other city in Asia for that matter) should be automatically deleted.
4. All users who have a thread about them entitled "Please Ban (enter users name)" should instantly be banned.
5. All people who use the threads for inside jokes, or old people who use a thread to tell sentimental stories that nobody else gets, should be banned.
6. Any female who posts and is not hot should be banned.
7. There should be a limit imposed on the number of posts one can generate. Lets say oh 10 a day. This will keep some moron from replying on every thread to make an irrelevant post.
8. Any post not including either Ritz or Webb should be deleted, as those two create the most discussion with minimal offensiveness.
9. All posts that are positive should be banned, because the poster is clearly a "jock sniffer."
10. All posts that are negative should be banned, because its just not nice.
I demand these rules should be implemented immediately.