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subject: how to wire a bomb to your dawgs hawg
did you know you can train your dawg to fertilize your bog with his hawg. this will result in increased polliwog and bullfrog populations. put this ring on your dowgs howg before he fertilizes your bog. you will notice record numbers of polliwogs and future bullfrogs once your dog masters how to fertilize with his hog.
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