On a scale of 1-10, How Important Is it To Wash Your Hands After Goin #2?

Don't you use some toilet paper? Your hands should be clean, if so..

10. Make a habit out of being a clean person. You don't have to be neurotic. Just normal.

What does Cooter, MD have to say on this?

How important can it be if you don't "touch anything?"

I am going to say like a 4-5, if you don't touch or get any on your hands. Then it goes up to a 10.

Be like the folks I work with. Most of them stick their hands under the faucet for a fraction of a second. No rubbing, no soap, no nothing.

I'm sure They feel great about their contribution to the infectious disease control effort.

2not important at all...I just try to pat someone on the back immediately exiting from the bathroom or shake someone's hand....use others as your hand washing mechanism.

analzst wrote:

Be like the folks I work with. Most of them stick their hands under the faucet for a fraction of a second. No rubbing, no soap, no nothing.

I'm sure They feel great about their contribution to the infectious disease control effort.

What is the rule if you just go pee? Do you have to wash then?

It's your crap, contains your germs. So what if you get your own germs back. Might even help the old immune system. Might even find some corn from last nights meal. I give it a 2.

WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR!!???

Its a 10, no question.

Remind me never to shake hands with anyone ever again.

I'll bow or tip my baseball cap from now on.

Irishman is out on the town in a pub in London and has a few pints. Feeling nature's call he goes to the bathroom, whips it out, has a nice long piss, says howya to the guy at the urinal next door and then he goes back out to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later the guy from the next urinal comes up to him and says,

"excuse me dear chap, but in England our mothers teach us as young children to wash our hands after taking a piss."

the Irish guy responds.

"Thats nice, but in Ireland our mothers teach us not to piss on our feckin hands."

There are more germs on the faucet and around the sink than on your ass.

Germ Warfare wrote:

There are more germs on the faucet and around the sink than on your ass.

you have not seen my ass.

Ask yourself, "could I lick my fingers right now?" If not, then wash your hands.

I am hoping you are hygienic enough to wash your hands EVERY TIME you go to the bathroom. The fact that you have to ask is just gross.

skinny wrote:

Ask yourself, "could I lick my fingers right now?" If not, then wash your hands. ...

EVERY TIME

Every time?!

That seems a little excessive doesn't it? Like what if you just piss, how bad could that be? I know where my thing was and I wash it everyday when I shower.

Paddytheirishman wrote:

the Irish guy responds.

"Thats nice, but in Ireland our mothers teach us not to piss on our feckin hands."

that's story nice and all, but this goes to you and the poster above me:

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR HAND OR WANT YOU TOUCHING PUBLIC THINGS AFTER YOU'VE TOUCHED YOUR PENIS TO PISS. you may or may not have piss on your hand, but unless your souperman, youve touched your filthy genitalia.

now, do women have to wash hands?

There are more fecal coliforms on your toothbrush than on your hands when you flush. It's been studied, get a petri dish and try it.

Billabong wrote:

Paddytheirishman wrote:

the Irish guy responds.

"Thats nice, but in Ireland our mothers teach us not to piss on our feckin hands."

that's story nice and all, but this goes to you and the poster above me:

I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR HAND OR WANT YOU TOUCHING PUBLIC THINGS AFTER YOU'VE TOUCHED YOUR PENIS TO PISS. you may or may not have piss on your hand, but unless your souperman, youve touched your filthy genitalia.

now, do women have to wash hands?

You musta been thinking about your own genatalia when you counjoured up that image of a filthy nutsack. I keep mine pretty clean thanks. Run doubles and shower 3 times a day.

It's not even a matter of touching your "thing". If you touch the handle or anything in the bathroom, there is essentially fecal matter everywhere. Just the fact that there are people like you who don't wash their hands...think about it...there are plenty of dirty people who are flushing that toilet and then you touch it...and then you touch the door knob...

I repeat...if you can lick your fingers after you go to the bathroom with no problem...then they are clean enough.

And another thought...would you like to eat a sandwich that someone has prepared using their bare hands after the just held their thing and peed? If you would, then welcome to Hepatitis country, my friend.