i like this one. since my college days are over...these races are all i have left.
1. you finish and run a shitty race. some old lady asks for your time and you tell her. she then looks amazed and is in awe of how fast you ran (when you are pissed because your time was slow)
2. When you get a trophy the size of your ceiling for taking first place in your age group out of four people.
3. when the highlight of your pre race is to look at all the chicks in their sports bras on a hot day.
4. when you feel the need to eat as much free food as you can to get your entries worth.
5. A fast kenyan shows up and wins and claims he was just running his tempo run. (he runs like 13:00 5k).
6. you run shirtless and in a pair of really short shorts just cause you can.
7. the medals you win are better than the medals you win in hs and college.