...these are the stereotypes they would be:
Williams - Nerdy kid with an outdoorsy vibe. Was definitely an eagle scout.
Bowdoin - Country club prepster. 90% of wardrobe is polo shirts.
Trinity - Bro. Freshmannnnnn drink!
Middlebury - Mr./Mrs. know it all. Was probably the valedictorian, but not the absolute smartest kid in the grade.
Wesleyan - Free spirit. Runs around naked a lot.
Tufts - Nerdy kid that avoids sunshine. Good at slaying dragons, less so at slaying females.
Bates - Redneck. Mullets are always in style.
Amherst - Bookworm. Has the summer reading finished before most kids even realize there is summer reading.
Colby - The kid that trys really hard to fit into a stereotype despite not really belonging to one.
Conn - The generic looking kid with super average abilities that you forget the name of within a day of graduating.
Hamilton - That kid that went to private school in 9th grade but you still see every once in a while during the summer.
In other news, who wins the 1500 and the 5k at conference?