What is the funniest joke ever?

Not funny. Mexicans swim across the Rio Grande, not the ocean.

I think any joke that ends with "that's what she said" is a classic.

You can think of one, that is why you started the thread. This thread has been done a thousand times. Boring.

I agree, the longer the better...

Obama

No soap radio.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor... I am Pagliacci."

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

You're face

Global warming

What is Green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!!! ROFL!!!

"You're face"

I'm face?

Appa Strofe wrote:

"You're face"

I'm face?

Are you?

Appa Strofe wrote:

"You're face"

I'm face?

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Are you?

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Yassah!

Appa Strofe wrote:

Appa Strofe wrote:

"You're face"

I'm face?

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Are you?

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Yassah!

now theirs a dumb joke

The current state of the GOP.

My dog has no nose.

Q: How does he smell?

Awful.

Farmer Jones was suing a trucking company for injuries sustained in an accident. In court, the company's fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Jones.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'"? asked the lawyer. Farmer Jones responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.

I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the . . ."

The lawyer interrupted and said, "I didn't ask for any details. Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'"?

Farmer Jones continued, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road . . ."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine. Now, several months after the accident, he is suing my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

But the judge was interested in Farmer Jones' story and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his mule, Bessie."

Farmer Jones thanked the judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident, a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.

He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'...