Nope, you didn't say "Please."
I lost my job and I am using my friends computer to post this. This sale will allow me to eat rice and beans for a month which will still allow me to run 100 miles per week and not have to live in a homeless shelter.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/300653190763?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649