told me she uses crest she actually uses colgate
what should i do
told me she uses crest she actually uses colgate
what should i do
You've been dating for two years but have never been in her bathroom?
Move on. What's done is done. You cant put toothpaste back in the tube.
Saz!@12^lk*qmnd+(^);o) wrote:
You cant put toothpaste back in the tube.
There's an app for that.
I had a similar thing happen. I had been dating a girl for a few months. She was VERY generous about providing oral pleasure, but she was really squeamish about going all the way. One day while we were on the couch together, I slipped my hand in the front of her pants and was appalled to feel my hand suddenly wrapping around a small, flaccid penis.
bdfbdfbdbfd wrote:
told me she uses crest she actually uses colgate
what should i do
Dude, I hope you're not serious, because this is pretty minor. Even if this is true, she might have just slipped and said the wrong brand since they're used almost interchangeably. I understand you want someone to be honest, but if this is true, I would just let it go since it was probably an honest mistake.
Give her some of your organically-produced mouthwash...
Maybe she changed brands long after she told you, and was thus telling the truth at the time. Granted, she should have informed you of the switch, but that was probably more of an oversight on her part rather than outright dishonesty.
notabigdeal wrote:
Dude, I hope you're not serious, because this is pretty minor. Even if this is true, she might have just slipped and said the wrong brand since they're used almost interchangeably. I understand you want someone to be honest, but if this is true, I would just let it go since it was probably an honest mistake.
No way is it just an honest mistake -- she uses it every day. She knows what kind of toothpaste she uses.
If you can't trust her to tell you the truth about something as simple as that, how can you trust her on the big issues?!
just do her and stuff a compression sock in her mouth
THIS has happened to more people on this site than a hamstring strain.
kickin it in el azizia wrote:
No way is it just an honest mistake -- she uses it every day. She knows what kind of toothpaste she uses.
If you can't trust her to tell you the truth about something as simple as that, how can you trust her on the big issues?!
You guys are way too cynical. Are you seriously going to judge someone's values on this toothpaste thing?
notabigdeal wrote:
You guys are way too cynical. Are you seriously going to judge someone's values on this toothpaste thing?
Everybody on this thread except for you (and me, I suppose) is joking.
propose to her. the cost of the ring should be 2 years worth of toothpaste
She told me crest wasn't up to cleaning up the baby batter, you don't even want to know about her face cream and shampoo. Sorry bro.
stick with match.com wrote:
the cost of the ring should be 2 years worth of toothpaste
I don't know about this rule. Some people have big mouths and others have small mouths. Some people brush once per day while others brush after every meal. By this rule, a once a day brusher with a small mouth is going to spend a lot less than a 3X per day brusher with a big mouth. Really, I'd think that the rare brusher should pay more for a ring to make up for their poor hygiene.
take the hint, brosky wrote:
Everybody on this thread except for you (and me, I suppose) is joking.
That's good, I was hoping the OP was joking because it would be ridiculous to be so angry about toothpaste.
'don't like the rule wrote:
stick with match.com wrote:the cost of the ring should be 2 years worth of toothpaste
I don't know about this rule. Some people have big mouths and others have small mouths. Some people brush once per day while others brush after every meal. By this rule, a once a day brusher with a small mouth is going to spend a lot less than a 3X per day brusher with a big mouth. Really, I'd think that the rare brusher should pay more for a ring to make up for their poor hygiene.
If she has a big mouth and is brushing her teeth a lot she probably deserves a bigger ring.
Another lunatic wrote:
If she has a big mouth and is brushing her teeth a lot she probably deserves a bigger ring.
I assumed he was talking about my toothpaste budget, not hers. How would I know how much she spends on toothpaste? And if I asked, wouldn't it be obvious that I was pricing a ring?
notabigdeal wrote:
bdfbdfbdbfd wrote:told me she uses crest she actually uses colgate
what should i do
Dude, I hope you're not serious, because this is pretty minor. Even if this is true, she might have just slipped and said the wrong brand since they're used almost interchangeably. I understand you want someone to be honest, but if this is true, I would just let it go since it was probably an honest mistake.
You don't have friends, do you.