"Please God do no let Gary, that plumber from Orlando, come out."
Go!
"Please God do no let Gary, that plumber from Orlando, come out."
Go!
"I am so h*rny right now."
crap I wish I was being pitino'd instead of vick'd.
Damn, it's dark in here.
If only Elin put out a bit more, all of this could have been avoided.
"Well, I f%cked that up."
Or possibly:
"I hope Buick didn't notice it was a Caddie I was driving."
"What the f*** is wrong with people that they care so much about the events in the life of a guy they've never met?" Is probably a thought that has occurred to him.
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hos!!!"...oh wait, I'm Tiger Woods.
I think I can still get out of this unscathed.
"Worth it"
I KNEW I should have gone for the Massey pre-nup.
"I'M RICH BITCH!!!!!!!"
Free at last...Free at last...thank god almighty we are free at last!
I should have married a black girl.
I should have married a black girl.
I wonder how that conference in Copenhagen is going?
I wonder if there are any coal burners out here on the Atlantic?
Foreman wrote:
Free at last...Free at last...thank god almighty we are free at last!
Actually there are reports he paid for some of them.
How come nobody cares that Tegenkamp went to see Galea?
"DAMN!!! Check out the ass on her."
"I needs to get me some action."
"I wonder if Elin will still take it up the ass."
"Doesn't matter what I did, I'm TIGER WOODS bitches!!!!"