Will intense sex keep me fresh for regionals?

D1 -XC -Guppy wrote:

To keep a long story short, I injured my ankle last week. Regionals are on Nov.15 and I haven't been able to properly run since last Wednesday. With the increased downtime of not being able to run, I have started to have more and more sex. I noticed that when I go really hard on top I can become quite fatigued cardiovascularly, as well as in my arms, arse, and hamstrings. If I use this type of training frequently as my running replacement, will I lose a large amount of fitness prior to my next race? Also, are there any good positions that work running muscles more than others?

Thanks in advance for the responses.

Don't use my handle in your handle.

Guppy wrote:

Don't use my handle in your handle.

Don't use my handle in your handle.

G wrote:

Guppy wrote:

Don't use my handle in your handle.

Don't use my handle in your handle.

That goes for me too.

D1 -XC -Guppy wrote:

To keep a long story short, I injured my ankle last week. Regionals are on Nov.15 and I haven't been able to properly run since last Wednesday. With the increased downtime of not being able to run, I have started to have more and more sex. I noticed that when I go really hard on top I can become quite fatigued cardiovascularly, as well as in my arms, arse, and hamstrings. If I use this type of training frequently as my running replacement, will I lose a large amount of fitness prior to my next race? Also, are there any good positions that work running muscles more than others?

Thanks in advance for the responses.

You may find your arm is particularly tired on Saturday. I don't see how it's going to help your legs at all though.

Don't use my handle in your handle

It works. Instead of doubling, I began to have sex sessions. I ran low 14:00s for the 5k last spring.

I would watch the intensity. You poke a hole or put a rip in your girlfriend, you will spend all of your time patching her up and trying to blow the air back in.

The real question is, how long do you have to have sex to equal the number of pushups that equal one mile of running? Then you'll be on your way to an answer.

Fleshlight deluxe wrote:

I would watch the intensity. You poke a hole or put a rip in your girlfriend, you will spend all of your time patching her up and trying to blow the air back in.

Thank you.

look at it this way: if sex helped you run, then running would help you be better at sex.

if it turns out that distance runners are significantly better at sex than those in other athletic ventures, then yes, it will probably help.

turns out we're just skinny dudes... get on the bike.

studmuffin wrote:

The real question is, how long do you have to have sex to equal the number of pushups that equal one mile of running? Then you'll be on your way to an answer.

Shut up!

I bet you never broke 4 minutes for the 1500 or 2 minutes for the 800. Loser.

no. and your hand doesnt count

Chinese Dragon wrote:

studmuffin wrote:

The real question is, how long do you have to have sex to equal the number of pushups that equal one mile of running? Then you'll be on your way to an answer.

Shut up!

I bet you never broke 4 minutes for the 1500 or 2 minutes for the 800. Loser.

If those were my standards I would quit the sport. Loser slow guy.

Try a threesome for a more intense workout. Tell your girlfriend it's for the benefit of the team.

Just be careful about going upside-down. You don't wanna end up like Pre in "Without Limits".

No worries. You are going through a phase with Texan boys. After college you'll get over it and switch back to girls. Remember that the Holy Bible says homosexuality is a sin.

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Do we know the sex of the OP? I'm not sure.

It the OP is female:

There have been a lot of anecdotes about women who screwed their brains out and then ran great.

If the OP is male:

Switch hands, you'll gain a stroke.