I'm bored - critique my diet

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Well played sir. I like the cut of your jib.

Sorry about the double post, clearly I am an incompetent OP.

Most peanut butters have hydrogenated oils (aka trans fats). Are you eating white or brown rice/bread? Do those egg sandwiches have mayo? You should really give up cheese... and "ground beef?" Are you kidding me?

What's your favorite kind of Beer? I think Guiness is best, from a runner's perspective. I once had a whole pitcher by myself w/ dinner and then ran 1:53 for 800m in the morning.

Hahahha, I'm not sure what kind of critique you're looking for. Are you just bored or what?

Try Ethiopian/Eritrean food. It tastes great.

I don't know what kind of critique I'm looking for either. Yep, I eat a lot of peanut butter. I'll usually eat some kind of nut or grain bread, but I do check to see if it has whole grain flour. Rice - usually one of those flavored rices that comes in a box and you add a powder to it.

Egg sandwiches - no mayo. Usually I'll eat 6 eggs at a time, 4 egg whites mixed with 2 full eggs.

Cheese...yeah, I guess I could give that up. Is ground beef all that bad? I drain the fat that comes off when I cook it.

I prefer darker beers, but I'll drink anything. Lately it's been crap light beer because my friends and I have been playing a lot of drinking games. I only added it to the list because I'll probably drink once per week, 10-15 in a night. That's a lot of extra calories.

Ethiopian/Eritrean is great, I love the spongey sour bread stuff.

Don't listen to anyone who advocates giving up cheese and beef. Thems is tasty.

Nice on the Eggs. Also, when you said "ground beef" the image in my mind was of that stuff at Taco Bell. If you're draining off all that extra fat, it's probably actually really good for with the the protein and iron. Speaking of iron, do you ever eat Spinach? Also, what is your primary source of potassium?

Dude, 10-15 beers for real? That is A LOT.

Sometimes I do eat spinach. My girlfriend always has some around so I'll grab a handful when I think of it. I eat bananas, but you know how it goes - if I happened to buy a bunch I'll eat one every day until they're gone; then I might not buy any bananas for two weeks and I'll eat none. Other than that I'm not sure what has potassium.

I feel like 10-15 beers in a night is pretty standard if your goal is to get drunk.

Need to add Pussy!

Sorry genius. I didn't mean to offend you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogenated

"Hydrogenation of unsaturated fats produces saturated fats and, in some cases, trans fats." <--Perhaps that's incorrect. I'm not a chemistry major, clearly.

Anyway, the whole post was a joke so don't take it too seriously. Have fun f'in your beakers.