Dear Diary,
Today at the Neo Luddite Run Club So Cal Boys Club (NLRCSCBC) we decided to sew instead of run since Ned brought some dresses from the thrift which were laced with lace sequins and buttons so definitely my sweet spot. Well we usually do not run anyway since we like to sit around to construct long sentences that run on in order to display mental strength that prepares us for gaming season including cosplay dungeons and dragons but also anime themed parties where our dress sewing workshopping is put on display for members only.
Today we were sipping cola which is Satan in pure form but so delicious delightful because the corn syrup feels sticky sweet in the throat passageway which is smooth because we did not run which causes asthma because we gave up inhalers because we are Neo Luddite followers like Ted Kascinsky yeah him. We recited some Bible verses which is the area of specific specialty where I excelled traditionally by memorizing passages but forgetting periods so that I could keep going with one breath which is easy when I do not use my inhaler.
Well it was an eventful evening where I stretched my noggin muscle and fingers furiously which will help later this evening during insomnia when I play marathon computer games with other pals over the internet platform obviously. Getting ready for the next meetup will take a lot of energy because I have a new dress to work on plus I will be exhausted from gaming and insomnia will keep me busy so I should sign off now.
Diary, The Mods Are Dimwitted Dull Disingenuous Humorless And Suffer From Nocturnal Eunuresis like why are they against me when I practically eat sleep live love laugh lonely all day?
Ughh TMADDHASFNE NLRCSCBC
Like really! Not today Satan!
Guys, any advice for picking up the chicks in So Cal for me? I wish I was clever. The club is all lads - but I like Ned ;) He also likes to sew instead of run ;)
Thanks, Richard