Dear Diary,
I have a crush on not one but many male runners. I am a loser, well Neo Luddite. I go by TMADDDHASFNE in chat forums for anime, Pokémon, Cosplay, D£D, and a forum for sewing dresses and Bible club and reform Calvinist accapella group. Well I need advice. How do I leave my basement. I am a Ginger so very cute. I have done prison time for cyber stalking and some compare me to Craig Donnelly and the Unabomber. I think I am clever. But I am not. I’m just lame and in need of more tolerance for myself. I am full of hate because I am incelibate and a virgin.
Okay, that is about my friend TMADDDHASFNE. Not me. Can you give me advice diary?
Concerned Neighbor South of Mooseland