Now that the opening races are over, it's time for the main event, running influencers at Boston.
Meghan Murray from Believe in the Run: went through the half at 1:25, then promptly blew up and is running 7 minute miles.
Thomas Neuberger from Believe in the Run: ran a flying 28 minute opening 5k. This a dude who trains in $300 shoes. To run 9 minute pace! He should just go buy a pair of Brooks Ghosts!
Matt Choi, who somehow started in the fast wave, ran a 22 minute opening 5k, then faded to a 1:36 half and is now running 8:25 miles.
Katelyn Mueller, fading to 7:30 pace.
Ben Parkes, massive blow up at 15k, and is now jogging 9 minute pace past 20 miles.
Why oh why does the Internet hold these people up as experts? Why is anyone paying Choi, who can't run an average marathon unless it's down the side of mountain, for coaching?
Anyway, I suggest Rabbit send them all a free copy of this singlet that says "Show Up and Blow Up," on the front and "no one cares" on the back. They all sure did and no one does!