I'm staying at my gf's for 5 days and I'm extremely poop shy around her. The walls are extemely thin. Wat do?
I'm staying at my gf's for 5 days and I'm extremely poop shy around her. The walls are extemely thin. Wat do?
Moving Through wrote:
I'm staying at my gf's for 5 days and I'm extremely poop shy around her. The walls are extemely thin. Wat do?
Not being a simp and grow a pair?
Take one during your run (pray it's outdoors) then. Or just face your fears head on and potentially even overcompensate by letting out some loud, knarly orgasmic sounds while sitting on the toilet. Aaaaarrrrghhhhh. That will overcome your fears for sure, although a bit of embarrassment is inevitable it never hurt anyone.
Let er riiipp baby
The COURTESY flush is mandatory..
Once it drops hit the handle and open a window. Then do an additional flush with TP.
Go to the nearest Starbucks.
Hold it in for 5 days and impress her with your girthy colon.
Run the water. Spray air freshener. Put some TP in the bowl to prevent skid marks. Do your business. Flush right after unloading. Finish any extra drop offs. Flush quickly, again. Spray again. Wash hands. Pretend like nothing happened.
If you count on being with her for long term, there's no way you'll hide it for very long anyway. I mean, realistically, what you want to do ? Poop outside forever ?
So maybe it's the occasion to face your fears, and just assume it's normal.
Blumpkin
If you can't fart and poop in the presence of your squeeze, you're really not a couple.
Invite her into the bathroom and she can sit on the counter while reading your Harry Potter volume 1.
Are you the guy who did a dump at the Sedona track the other day?
One word. "Blumpkin"
Compression socks.
Own your self-consciousness. Tell her that you feel awkward taking a dump around her with the thin walls, so you made a poop playlist that you will be playing at high volume whenever you need to go from now on. (I'd recommend 80s Pop.) Poop is funny and expressing a little vulnerability is usually good for a relationship.
She may have scat fetish so consider it opportunity
You can break the ice with some humor.
Wet a big wad of toilet paper, then after a long painful sounding groan, splash it noisily into the bowl. Sigh loudly with relief.
Come out and say "damn, felt like giving birth".
Always go before showering and start the shower, then quickly go, then shower.
The shower covers any noise, it helps with any smell, and you are fresh as a daisy after....
You're welcome.
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