Today is my wedding day... does LRC have any last second advice?

Is a circle jerk out of the question? Were any bridesmaids giving you side-eye at the rehearsal dinner?

Just listen to Kanye West’s “Golddigger”

See also: the Post-Nuptial Shut-Off thread on here.

Back out now. I’m 10 years deep but aged 30.

Don't

Congratulations! Ignore the cynics and haters here. I married my best friend and it was easily one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. My advice: enjoy the day, don’t get too caught up in any hype or expectations, and be true to yourselves and each other.

If you expect to get any worthwhile advice from this message board you must include your PR's.

axel7 wrote:

Congratulations! Ignore the cynics and haters here. I married my best friend and it was easily one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. My advice: enjoy the day, don’t get too caught up in any hype or expectations, and be true to yourselves and each other.

+1

Yeah

Ask her who she voted for. If it wasn't DJT walk away right now.

If the bride goes missing for a few minutes, she may just be hiding in the back of the church giving her side fling a quickie. That's my best advice for you on this important day.

I don't have any advice as I'm not married, but why did you pick the day after Christmas as your wedding day? Seems kind of inconvenient for a lot of people.

Congratulations, best move I ever made.

If she won't wear the crotchless panties you bought for a bathroom quickie, just forget about the whole thing now.

What's the age difference ? I married an older woman and it was far and away the best decision I ever made.

AXC wrote:

Got a short run in, 4.5 easy. Now just getting ready to head to the venue, chill with my groomsman who are mostly my college xc teammates and then to see my beautiful bride.

Does LetsRun have any last second advice before I take my final steps as a single man?

Your warmup was a little long, but that's OK.

Now it's time to put your running skills to use - run as fast as you can in the opposite direction, and don't look back.

If you do things right, there'll be millions more steps you can take as a single man. Good luck!

I just listened to John Daly the golfer who's been married 4 times. He says don't get married to modern women because they're not good like the boomer generation was. He explains that boomer women were loyal, they'd cook and clean. Excellent women for a marriage. He explained the modern women will use marriage (and even kids) as a trap then start changing their actions and expectations immediately after that. These changes in actions and expectations are the most toxic part for relationships according to John Daly.

Congrats and enjoy the special day. My .02:

1. Don't keep score;

2. Surprise her with little things and acts of kindness;

3. Communicate and don't let $hit fester;

4. See rule #1.

Steve The Addict OFFICIAL -----^^^^^ wrote:

If the bride goes missing for a few minutes, she may just be hiding in the back of the church giving her side fling a quickie. That's my best advice for you on this important day.

You perv! Why say such stupid things?