There are other threads on LRC covering this topic, but this is the original and most sublimely irrelevant thread that dares to ask the big questions, such as "Will Seth be able to get shot of him and Kenenisa Bekele running in Central Park to inspire all his followers and make True Love jealous?"
I'm not feeling the butter has been properly churned and sometimes enthusiasm doesn't translate into fast times in the 'Thon.
My prediction: 2:22:10
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