Is it true Centro has his own private locker room at Hayward?

Not sure if this is a joke, but I could actually see this being true.

I know that Vanderbilt baseball maintains a very nice locker room on campus for use by alumni when they’re back on campus. It’s a brilliant move financially.

I’m not sure Centro would have a personal locker room, but maybe Oregon alumni?

A library - lol.

Private Locker wrote:

Private locker room, wood panel walls(like a ski lodge), library,fridge, massage table, leather bound chairs, tv, stereo, Internet, shower, steam, sauna, hot tub, ice bath, pharmacy, burrito grill, bar

Yes it's true. The other thing is that all Hayward employees must address him as Mr. Centrowitz are forbidden to make any eye contact with him.

Also, there must be Van Halen style M&Ms

I heard he demands all green M&Ms at the snack layout.

Also, he has banned all mention of the phrase "your move" and anything to do with the yugioh trading card game

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Private Locker wrote:

Private locker room, wood panel walls(like a ski lodge), library,fridge, massage table, leather bound chairs, tv, stereo, Internet, shower, steam, sauna, hot tub, ice bath, pharmacy, burrito grill, bar

Yes it's true. The other thing is that all Hayward employees must address him as Mr. Centrowitz are forbidden to make any eye contact with him.

If eye contact is forbidden what must you do in the presence of Rupp

Private Locker wrote:

Private locker room, wood panel walls(like a ski lodge), library,fridge, massage table, leather bound chairs, tv, stereo, Internet, shower, steam, sauna, hot tub, ice bath, pharmacy, burrito grill, bar

Will it now be turned over to Hocker?

tim corbin wrote:

Not sure if this is a joke, but I could actually see this being true.

I know that Vanderbilt baseball maintains a very nice locker room on campus for use by alumni when they’re back on campus. It’s a brilliant move financially.

I’m not sure Centro would have a personal locker room, but maybe Oregon alumni?

Are you also unsure if the Nigerian prince emailing you for help is real or not?

He used to. They just changed the locks & painted Hocker Locker on the door.

Ncaa champs, back in my Dellinger days, got to keep their locker, just the locker not the whole damn locker room, if they kept competing after graduation.

I’m pretty sure Centro has VIP access to some nice areas in that stadium. He is an Olympic champ and second generation Oregon runner.

There probably is a nice, private VIP locker room he has access to when competing in the stadium but doubtful it’s just for him.

It'd be a home-theater for playing XBOX.

no private locker room, but maybe his own food truck?

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Private Locker wrote:

Private locker room, wood panel walls(like a ski lodge), library,fridge, massage table, leather bound chairs, tv, stereo, Internet, shower, steam, sauna, hot tub, ice bath, pharmacy, burrito grill, bar

Yes it's true. The other thing is that all Hayward employees must address him as Mr. Centrowitz are forbidden to make any eye contact with him.

Centro has a full-time staff in the locker room too. When he’s not there (most of the year) they’re paid to spam letsrun with hate posts about hocker and jakob

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Private Locker wrote:

Private locker room, wood panel walls(like a ski lodge), library,fridge, massage table, leather bound chairs, tv, stereo, Internet, shower, steam, sauna, hot tub, ice bath, pharmacy, burrito grill, bar

Yes it's true. The other thing is that all Hayward employees must address him as Mr. Centrowitz are forbidden to make any eye contact with him.

heard he also likes giving golden showers

I'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport. I need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly.

brb headed to Oregon

Runner10287 wrote:

tim corbin wrote:

Not sure if this is a joke, but I could actually see this being true.

I know that Vanderbilt baseball maintains a very nice locker room on campus for use by alumni when they’re back on campus. It’s a brilliant move financially.

I’m not sure Centro would have a personal locker room, but maybe Oregon alumni?

Are you also unsure if the Nigerian prince emailing you for help is real or not?

What? I sent him the $15k, my ambassadorship to the Bahamas should be coming through any day now. Waiting on paperwork.

Private Locker wrote:

burrito grill,

ISWYDT