oh man, this is the best thread in a long long time. this thing needs to have the lock on it!anyways, "trick please" reminded me of a few BS stories. i was reading this thread thinking, "Man, i know i have some, i just cant think of any!!!"
trick please wrote:
but the cross coach keeps begging her to join because she has a better time than any of the girls on the team.
my coach is NOTORIOUS for giving athletes at my small NAIA school huge scholarships based on NOTHING! (actually, the whole school is notorious. a basketball player from scandinavia got a full ride from a video tape last year, and it turns out, the coach thought he was someone else! dumbass).
back on track. 2002 track season: my coach brags about how he's got "a great recruit class signed." i'm like, whatever, cuz i'm used to it by now. one guy is a total slow poke from AZ. first day of practice, he's tellin us how he's injured and such, but that he's run sub 4:30, blah blah blah. state champ in the 800, blah blah blah. my teammate and i check him out. nothing. we don't call him on it, we let his running do the talking. he cant hang with us for a warm up in practice. goes to races, but as an assistant. drops out mid-season.
another idiot, this guy from washington. i really want to say his name, but won't. he is a total jackass! coach is begging him to come out for 2002 xc team, thinking he will be the savior of our program. he's a frosh the same year as my sister, and at a parent's dinner the first week of school, his parents explain how their son is the greatest runner in the country, blah blah blah. my parents? they're quiet, but know that i am the lone returning runner from nataionals and conference champ. he doesn't come out in xc 2002, or track in 2003. fast forward to 2003 xc. my coach wants him to be on the team, at the first race, he tells him to "run his own race." DFL in about 150th place. ran like 35 min 8k on a flat opener course!!! freakin butmunch is getting 4k scholarship, while i still have zero dollars!
the best part is, he gets like all these training shoes for free and all these tight socks and stuff. well, my teammates take his stuff. he does one or 2 more races, then he quits. what was really funny was that he was a wierdo kid--kinda emo, ya know? so my teammates and i are eating dinner at the school cafeteria thing, and the table behind us is full of his friends. one of the guys is like, "where's so and so?" and the other dude was like, "oh, he's at XC practice." "why?" "because he's hella good, and everyone knows it. and his coach has been begging him to do it for a long time." we start laughing, but not loud, and continue to speak his name real loud, and explain how slow he is, and how much he sucks at running. classic!
one last one. we had a dude on our team in '01, a jr transfer. i was a frosh, and didn't know any better. he starts telling me that he set the WR in the 110 hurdles and the javelin, and the TJ for youth (under 12 year olds) back in the day. i was like, "uhh, ok." i was not impressed. sadly, a lot of people at school believed him and all his BS! everyday was like, "oh yeah, i can run the mile in 4:20, but i'm better at the 400 hurdles, so i'm gonna do that." freakin terd, he always finished DFL in like every race. my gf and roommate had the same major (social science) as he did, and a ton of classes with him. i guess in his classes he would talk about how he's written several history books and poly sci books or some crap like that.
saw him 5 mos ago, he's "trying out for the fire academy and wants to compete in the national fire games and thinks he has a good shot at winning all the events!"