Bowerman 5k Results?

While this may seem humorous to the folks at Nike and Webb and Teg it really is lame. As another poster pointed out our top guys only race 8-12 times per year and Webb has been out so alot of us were eager to see how he would do. As someone who has followed and supported Webb since his high school years I have to say that this was very insulting to those of us who were looking forward to his race and him doing well. I can't speak for anyone else but as far as I am concerned - Webb you can go f**k yourself and I hope you continue to flame out. This kind of childish behaviour can be expected out of a group of immature, spoiled, over-indulgent rich kids like the NBA but from a running community that is by and large educated this is simply insulting to the few fans who have been trying to support you. All I can say is you are one fan less for this stunt and if you think I'm a troll, wether I get spammed or not here is my email address

farmnahalf@yahoo.com

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For an educated person all I can really say is F**k you Alan, f**k you.[/quote]

I nominate this or at least parts of it for quote of the day!!!

As I looked out the window of the Wendy's drive through, conveniently located just before the second mile marker of the 5k course, I saw the leaders coming through and thought to myself: "I coulda been a contenda!"

Then I went on my Blackberry® and started this thread.

F*** this! I was so excited about hearing this result. Better be a good reason why they didn't tell the fans he wouldn't be running.

I nominate this or at least parts of it for quote of the day!!![/quote]

Also this.

Someones pissed off reaction in this thread deserves quote of the day.

Anyone that fell for the Teg and Webb videos is a fool. This board disected the videos at the time and got the joke. If you feel insulted by Teg or Webb or by the race organizers it is because you are simply a fool.

It was great of Teg and Webb to help the race organizers with the videos. With the reactions here, though, you won't see the elites engaging the regular folk very much any more.

This is it.

Fools wrote:

Anyone that fell for the Teg and Webb videos is a fool. This board disected the videos at the time and got the joke. If you feel insulted by Teg or Webb or by the race organizers it is because you are simply a fool.

It was great of Teg and Webb to help the race organizers with the videos. With the reactions here, though, you won't see the elites engaging the regular folk very much any more.

Please elaborate. How were we meant to know he wasn't going to race?

End of thread.

Curious poster wrote:

[quote]Fools wrote:

Anyone that fell for the Teg and Webb videos is a fool. This board disected the videos at the time and got the joke. If you feel insulted by Teg or Webb or by the race organizers it is because you are simply a fool.

It was great of Teg and Webb to help the race organizers with the videos. With the reactions here, though, you won't see the elites engaging the regular folk very much any more.

Please elaborate. How were we meant to know he wasn't going to race?[/quote

What was plausible at all about Webb's video?

1. He doesn't have a desk at Nike.

2. He doesn't speak on a desktop phone.

3. He doesn't run the 5k

4. He doesn't run road races.

5. He doesn't tell his coach where and when he will race.

6. He's checking a sheet of notes.

7. Nike doesn't have HD surveillance cameras aimed at Webb's desk that doesn't exist.

These 7 reasons set up the humor. Anyone knowledgable if running would know that this was rouse and ghat it was so preposterous that it wad funny.

Yes, we all knew it was acting and not a real phone call. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out. That shouldn't have made us believe he wasn't really going to race. As for him not running the 5km... I'd say his 13.10 disagrees. As for him not running road races... it was his comeback after a long lay off. Running a low key road race seems logical. Now please try answering the question again. Nothing you have said gives a good reason for us to believe he wasn't actually going to race. I for one thought this was a fun way of letting the fans know when he would be returning. You might not know this but we have been waiting a long time. If the video was just made to advertise the race and Webb never planned on racing it he is an absolute wanker.

You all got played!

This is the happiest day of my life.

How come the results online now show different times?

http://results.racecenter.com/2010/res_ac10.htm

1. Carlos Trujillo Eugene, OR 404 M 25 0:14:23 4:38 1 / 54 1 / 498 1 / 275 0:14:23 4:38 0:00

2. Kirby Davis Portland, OR 141 M 26 0:14:34 4:41 2 / 54 2 / 498 2 / 275 0:14:34 4:41 0:00

3. Esteban Trujillo Eugene, OR 405 M 25 0:14:38 4:43 3 / 54 3 / 498 3 / 275 0:14:38 4:43 0:00

4. John Ricardi Pocatello, ID 133 M 23 0:14:40 4:43 1 / 26 4 / 498 4 / 275 0:14:40 4:43 0:00

5. Anthony Rinck Hillsboro, OR 260 M 36 0:15:01 4:50 1 / 24 5 / 498 5 / 275 0:15:01 4:50 0:00

Notice how people claim they knew it was a joke all along but not a single poster said as much on the prediction thread.

It was obvious the videos were made to be humorous but most of us clearly thought they would still be racing.

After sleeping on this, I have a few remarks.

The videos announcing their participation was done in a joking manner, but I still believed in the probability of a nike athlete racing. I wasted 90 minutes of my life last night waiting on results for a local road race. I'm still a fan of Alan Webb but I feel insulted.

Deer Webb,

Your fans are disappearing in droves, and those still hoping for your revival are dwindling. Jesus Christ! Don't f*ck with us!

Teg, Webb, or Al Sal could of thrown us a bone at 10:30 EST. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, I was checking twitter accounts.

I just want an explaination from the horse's mouth to why this was done. Promoting a local road race? Publicity stunt by nike? Promoting a running club? Or, legitimate issues which forced Webb/Teg to back-out (which I pray is the case).

yoyoyoitsashow wrote:

Can anyone confirm this? Time? How did Teg look?

I should of caught on after this. Shame on me.

HAAAHHHHAAA. You Webb nut lickers sure are fun to watch.

SaImon wrote:

It's like Snape killed Dumbledore all over again.

LOL. I was maintaining pretty well until that one.

Fools wrote:

Anyone knowledgable if running would know that this was rouse and ghat it was so preposterous that it wad funny.

Which brings us back to f*ckin' with the fans. Not cool for pros to look down on those who aren't "knowledgable if running." Not that they were, but since that's what you are suggesting it's worth pointing out again that contempt for those who might want to support you despite having only a casual interest is not the way to a successful career.

Webb and Nike were channeling Lebronadict Arnold during this one.