Harambe wrote:
Wasting time wrote:
LRC needs to put on a live broadcast debate between Wazzu and Harambe already.
Sure but he needs to race that guy for 50k first and compare wives. It’s a long line.
We’ve already discussed this with the Brojos. We’ve created the Let’s Run Modern Pentathlon:
1. Live Debate (Topics: Covid, Salazar, BTC, transgender competition, GOATS, the use of ‘MF’, the true identity of the Steve the Addict, and if you should wear a Fanny pack for a 5k)
2. Compare wives (pics, PRs, amount of time she lets you spend on LR)
3. A literal pissing contest: points for flow rate, distance, and duration.
4. Running academic decathlon: Training theory (judged on your training plan for hypothetical posters looking to improve their 5k or ‘Thon time) a race prediction contest, best arguments for likely dopers, identifying which pro runners have recently gone home devastated, and best explanations for why certain runners careers have been a bust and how you would’ve coached them better.
5. Race a marathon (due to age, wazzu either gets to run 28k or have his kids form a relay).
Winner gets one of those yellow Let’s Run t-shirts ($30 value)