You don't even know the half of it.
Now, I don't have much time; I'm in a little internet cafe right next to London Paddington. They're closing in on my location and I'm going to have to be brief.
I just got back from checking a few things out with a port-o-loo company in West London and there's some disturbing new details people must know. Fifteen days before the London Marathon, one of the truck drivers went missing while on the job- truck, loos, and everything. The weird thing, though, is that he later turned up, in perfect health, with the truck and missing equipment, two days later and with no apparent knowledge that he had gone missing.
Fast forward to the day of the marathon. I hacked into a surveillance camera near the half-way mark of the marathon; At the half, there is distinct footage of Mo Farah stepping out of the race and going into a port-o-loo. He waits inside for a few minutes, and then comes out. That was when they started saying that he was only going to run half.
Innocent, right?
This is where things get murky, because right after he leaves the port-o-loo, a truck driver comes up and collects the port-o-loo, officially for 'maintenance' issues. I digitally enhanced the picture from the surveillance camera and got the truck's plates; using those, I tracked down the driver who collected the port-o-loo.
It was the same driver who had gone missing. I did some checking of the LINs (loo identification numbers) and the Port-o-loo that Mo went into was one of the very same ones that went missing two weeks prior.
Now, I'm not saying nothing, but I felt like I had to tell the world this before I ran out of chances. With all this talk about twins you have going on--maybe there's a connection. Maybe they were supposed to switch inside that port-o-loo and something happened? I've gotten an anonymous tip that I have to follow up on at the London Morgue. Maybe some sense can finally be made of all this.
Alas, I don't know if I'm going to make it. The guys who were following me have just arrived here; you can tell who they are because they all wear the same symbol. It looks like a check mark, or maybe a swoosh. I don't know. But hope that I get out of this one alive guys.
-LC