Movie Lines- What's your favorites?

My favorite exchange from a movie.

Guy has girl spread out on a table, holding his penis:

Guy: "I'm gonna stick this up your ass."

Girl: (concerned) "But, I poop from there!"

Guy: "Not right now, you don't."

Girl: "Is is going to hurt????"

Guy: (inserting) "Nawwww."

Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And a good thing never dies -Shawshank Redemption

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.-Blow

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

Business bad? F*** you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? F*** you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? F*** you, pay me.-Goodfellas

Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? -Dirty Harry

From the Bad News Bears:

Tanner Boyle: (this isn't meant to be offensive--just a line from a movie)

"Jews, spicks, n*****s and now a girl?"

From the Bad News Bears: Breaking Training

Tanner Boyle:

"Jews, spicks, n*****s and now a wop that throws airballs . . ."

Rambo: First Blood

Colonel Trautman (para-phrased because I don't remember too much of it): I am sure that will look great on his tombstone at Arlington. Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. KILLED for vagrancy--in JERKWATER U.S.A!

A few more:

Rambo: NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING . . . .

Trautman: Cubby leader to raven, come in raven. Cubby leader to raven . . . .talk to me Johnny.

Rambo: They drew first blood, not me. They drew first blood . . . . .

Top Gun:

Maverick: Tower this is ghost rider requesting flyby . . . .

Tower: Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full . . . .

From Six Pack (a classic!)

Swifty: Its "SWIFTY" you toad sucker . . ..

Teddy KGB: Want a cookie?

DAZED AND CONFUSED

"You heard about the party being busted?

Not to worry.

There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.

It's out at the moon tower.

Full kegs everybody's going to be there.

You oughta go."

"I came here for two reasons.

To drink some beer and kick some but.

Well, where almost out of beer."

"Alright, alright.

You know what I like about high school girls?

I keep getting older and they stay the saaaame age."

DUMB and DUMBER

"Mock Ya

Ing Ya

Bird Ya

Ya Ya

Mocking bird

Don't everybody have you heard?

She's gonna buy a mocking bird

and if that mocking bird don't sing

She's gonna buy me a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring don't shine

Hey there are some people that want a ride

Well, pick em' up!"

"Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap, about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

"What's the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?"

"What's the soup de jour? It's the soup of the day.

Mmm... that sounds good, I'll have that."

"Big Gulps hugh guys? Welp, see ya later."

OLD SCHOOL

"Well, umm, a pretty nice Saturday, were going to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

"you're outta your element!"

Dodgeball has many good lines:

Joanie loves Chachi!

Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.

I read about it...in a book.

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

I could go on...

Movie Nut wrote:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "Come witness the violence inherent in the system."

"I fart in your general direction."

"Go away you silly man, or I shall taunt you a second time."

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

also from the movie:

french soldier: we are french! where do you think we got these out-ragous accents from? you silly englishmen!

knight: yes, but why are you in england?

french soldier: mind your own business

Rule no. 76- no excuses play like a champion.

wedding crashers

best dodgeball line

Lance Armstrong: Yeah, I mean, I didn't give up when I was diagnosed with Brain, Lung, and Testicular cancer all at the same time. Because of that I came back to win the Tour de France 5 times. But don't worry, I'm sure you won't regret this decision the rest of your life."

Necessary? Is it necessray for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and it tastes nice.

Death is my art and I shall paint my masterpiece.

"Everything was fine until dickless here let the ghosts out of the holding tank."

"Is this true?"

"Yes, this man has no dick."

Ghostbusters

"Damn, were in a tight spot"

O' Brother Where Art Thou

I don't recall the precise number in this quote, but in any case, Harry Dean Stanton in "Young Doctors in Love " said "There are 27 different fluids in the human body, and I'm proud to say I've tasted them all!"

From The Thing (1982):

"You've got to be f*****g kidding."

Not sure of this wrote:

Necessary? Is it necessray for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and it tastes nice.

from "rolling kansas". a classic.

i am inigo montoya you killed my father...yeah m not 100% sure, and i dont remember the movie name. haha

"Hey Ace, got any more of that gum?"

"None of your damn business."

"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface