Official 2014 DIII Cross Country Thread

Masheen wrote:

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a sexy one though

Everyone in this thread is wrong. Christy Cazzola is going to win nationals.

I would have Christy Cazzola's 4th kid if she'd let me. Given I would soon steal the child and run off to colorado to begin an intense running lifestyle that starts from the moment they can walk. EPO will be administered as I see fit but i doubt it will be needed with her talent. For years my child will be trained in the mountains gaining a stupid amount of aerobic base. When the time comes I will unleash my god-child upon the earth, he/she (i'm not sexist) will dominate every race up until college when he/she is exposed to the D1 lifestyle. A lifestyle which culminates in a drastic downward spiral into alcoholism and relative failure. After 2 years of their descent I will pull them out of school and send them to LaCrosse where they will find a balance of partying like he/she wants but still going for 15 minute walks during practice (of course 20 minute walks for long run days). Ultimately my offspring will be a failure in my eyes but returning to the Land of Cheese, the Cazzola blood inside of him/her will propel them to great heights amongst his/her D3 degenerates.

Paul Green

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will

win

Rumor around Boston Area is that Paul Green and Andrew Carey have been putting in some SERIOUS training together. Throw in James Stadler and we easily have a national champion from Belmont, MA in XC, indoor, and outdoor. Without him, though, I doubt we'd see any national titles.

RuppCertifiedSwarthmore wrote:

Paul Green

[quote]Belmonsters wrote:

Rumor around Boston Area is that Paul Green and Andrew Carey have been putting in some SERIOUS training together. Throw in James Stadler and we easily have a national champion from Belmont, MA in XC, indoor, and outdoor.

Without him, though, I doubt we'd see any national titles.

Who the f is andrew carey

butterwitthat wrote:

[quote]Belmonsters wrote:

Rumor around Boston Area is that Paul Green and Andrew Carey have been putting in some SERIOUS training together. Throw in James Stadler and we easily have a national champion from Belmont, MA in XC, indoor, and outdoor.

Without him, though, I doubt we'd see any national titles.

Who the f is andrew carey

How he feels when you don't know who he is.

HULK SMASH

What's a Belmont?

http://swarthmoreathletics.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=1576&path=mcross

I heard Sloan Kettering caught Carey with EPO at a road race in Leavenworth, Kansas; the resulting action from the IAAF and NCAA has leveled the string beaned shmuck banned from all international and NCAA competition. Word on the street is that he'll be taking up Biathalon training as soon as there's a decent snowfall; Andrew is too much of a man for that roller-ski bull.

Omar Comin' wrote:

I heard Sloan Kettering caught Carey with EPO at a road race in Leavenworth, Kansas; the resulting action from the IAAF and NCAA has leveled the string beaned shmuck banned from all international and NCAA competition. Word on the street is that he'll be taking up Biathalon training as soon as there's a decent snowfall; Andrew is too much of a man for that roller-ski bull.

Too much gluten in his life. The boy will forever remain green.

Remember that time he did a Skype interview for Flotrack?

tons of news coming out today:

-padgett allegedly fakes his gluten intolerance?

-Ramos transferrs to UW-Madison

http://www.uwbadgers.com/sports/m-track/spec-rel/072514aac.html

-Hannon scored a 42T on his MCAT but is deferring med school to attempt world records in the smirnoff steeple and smirnoff 10k

-North Central's incoming freshman class had the highest average 3 section SAT score ever in NCC history, 1240

-Zorg returned to his home planet, CMS has no chance of qualifying for nats this year now

Plus Josh Thorson (ran at the U of M last 2 years, MN state xc and 3200m champ in 2012) is transferring to UW-Eau Claire since he's been in shambles since he nearly broke 9:00 for 3200m at the Hamline Elite meet in May of 2012.

Stretch? wrote:

butterwitthat wrote:

[quote]Belmonsters wrote:

Rumor around Boston Area is that Paul Green and Andrew Carey have been putting in some SERIOUS training together. Throw in James Stadler and we easily have a national champion from Belmont, MA in XC, indoor, and outdoor.

Without him, though, I doubt we'd see any national titles.

Who the f is andrew carey

How he feels when you don't know who he is.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000ePyyH6ISunM/s/750/750/M3T2014C019.jpg

HULK SMASH

Kid looks like baby stewy all grown up.

At least he slays, right?

hey mr campbell, you bros worried eau claire is gonna run all over you?

Well played Ciesielski, well played.

rolling with the red dog wrote:

Well played Ciesielski, well played.

Get a room guys.

This thread needs more.....

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