I've always had a lot of respect for Michael, watching from the sides of course but I think this is the funniest post.
My first big cross country race back in the late 70's at
Warinanco Park in New Jersey. I was a senior and started running because my brother who was a freshman had convinced me that it would be fun. You start across this meadow and wrap around a pole. I must have seen at least three guys get jammed into that pole. Loved it. Who say's it's not a contact sport. If you can't hack it run faster.
Steve Thompson from Brick won the race, and I think the all group meet that year. I went with him like a fool and newbie at the mile when he broke. Still hung on for 5th and was hooked.