I've been running 17 years now and haven't had to crap on a law or tree. I've peed but the only times I've stopped to crap is in an actually toilet in our park system. What is whmrong with you animals?
Frankly, that is amazing. I've crapped myself probably 5 or 6 times because I couldn't find a discreet location. Pooping in a wooded area or a bush, probably close to 100 times. I'd guess on average about every 500 miles.
Do you every drink alcohol? Long run whisky sihts are the worst.
If you’ve never crapped yourself once in 17 years then you seriously deserve a pat on the back. You never realize how easily it can happen until it’s you who’s feeling the stomach contortions halfway through your Saturday long run, when all the local bathrooms on the trail are locked and there’s no other option than to waddle into the tall grass and hover in place. Your time will come too, believe it.