Movie Lines- What's your favorites?

Teacher: "Stymie, please use "isthmus" in a sentence."

Stymie's reply: "Uh-huhhhhh. Isthmus be my lucky day

But sah, just one wafer thin mint, sah.

Feck off, I'm full.

...

Ah, bettah...

Battah bring a bucket, before I throw up!

Mr. White: If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.

-Reservoir Dogs

Lt. Dreben: Just think the next time a kill someone I could be arrested.

-Naked Gun

Seth Gecko: I have six little friends and they can all run faster than you.

-From Dusk till Dawn

Last American Virgin (1982)

Carmela: Come to me my big burrito!

David: Me?

Carmela: You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.

anything from the big lebowski

especially

"OVER THE LINE...mark it zero smokey

bulls*** walter mark it 8

..etc...

you're entering a world of pain"

from Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

"we grow copious amounts of marijuana here, and you're carying a wasted girl, and a bag of fertilizer. Try to be a little more inconspicuous. You dont look like your average horti-f***ing-culturalist"

it ain't easy havin pals

Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?

Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!

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Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

Man: What?

Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

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Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.

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George Aaronow: When I talk to the police I get nervous.

Ricky Roma: Yes. You know who doesn't?

George Aaronow: Who?

Ricky Roma: Thieves. Always tell the truth, George; it's the easiest thing to remember.

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Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.

Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf, beer, and baseball." Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?

"You got any Beamon?"

...what Chuck Yeager says before takeoff in "the Right Stuff".

"Me? I'm the bad guy?"

- Falling Down.

"What country you from?"

"What?"

"What aint no country I ever heard of, they speak english in what!"

"Say what again, say what one more go$amn time, I dare ya, I double dare ya mothafu^^a!"

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.-Henry Hill

"Goodfellas"

"Whacha mean, I amuse you? What am I, some kind of f***ing clown? - GOODFELLAS

"Boner, honey. Watch the boner."- ROADTRIP

I loved this from the Jarhead preveiw...

"You will train, you will hydrate, and you will maintain a constant state of suspicious alertness"

so Maggie, how was it?

how was what?

couldn't been too good, then.

lot you fuuckin' know, DiNunzio.

gotta admit I use that one on a regular basis.

I promise i will never die

"keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer" -the godfather

"why are you smiling?"

"because i know something you don't, i'm not left-handed" -the princess bride

"so we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be" - the boondock saints

"just when i thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!" -dumb and dumber

"i'd rather have a gun and not need it then need a gun and not have it."

Also "The Jerk" : "i was born a poor black child".

"...this is Grover T. Muldoon, we just whupped yo' ass!"

from Coming to America

"Put your hands to-getha...for Mista...RAAANDY..WATSON!"

"Give it up for my band, Sexual Chocolate!"