bruhhhh wrote:
Chef Gordon Ramzi wrote:
Jakob is the greatest teenage athlete ever and likely the clean WR holder at 1500 and possibly even the 5000. Insulting to compare him to some random American kid.
Jakob is about to be slayed in 3 years by our new All American miler.
USA USA USA 🇺🇸
+1 Y'all! I told y'all the Brits were dirty!
This is the greatest day in the history of the US of A! We've waited so long for a all-American talent like this! Hessler is the greatest talent in the history of the Mile! If he teams up with Al Sal, I mean Peter Julian, I reckon he can go under 3:24 in 24.
Now when is that Jakob Ingebrigson getting busted? It's just not possible that a teenager can run so fast. Don't trust them Norwegians. And that Max Burgin's. 1:44 with British teeth!? I told y'all the Brits are dirty! Just as well we abandoned them at Suez in 1894. The middle-East would be a hell hole today if we had backed the British and their teeth at Suez like they backed us in Iraq. BTW Brits, I hope you're still paying us back for your World War 2 debts!