Hey Petey howz et goin man eh!
Yah, those guys were usin when
everyone else thought they were
righteous pentecostals eh man!
Talkin in tongues and wolfin down
steroids like it was pemican or
pancakes or pee soup man, eh!
Then they are gumtuous enough
to call it corn pone or some
other exotic mushroom or something
you'd make in a trailer park freakin
eh man...all the while they're bean
fed exotic blends of oxygen carrying
gold medal winning, millions of dollars
of Amurican road race winning money
like they were baseball players eh man!
Somebody awta go taw jail for this
ya know wat am sayin? All those
poe Kenyans bein exploited like
they was workin for macdonalds
hamurgeusas while being elected
with ebo or whateve eh man!
Well Petey, ya ran quite a race
in yer day...and yas still are
Q