Meb, Abdi, and Shalane will all be battling the often overlooked, yet undefeated adversary "Father Time" in today's NYC 'thon.
Each has their own plan against this formidable foe.
Abdi for the last few months has recruited some very special Oriental massage specialists who can make most muscles feel twenty years younger with their advanced techniques.
Meb is upping his dosage of Ucann. There is a secret ingredient in their supplement derived from Australian baby albino labra doodle tails. Supposedly this can put the kick back in one's sprint. Meb just doesn't want PETA or WADA to here about this.
Shalane has recruited her old teammate Kara to dig up all the dirt on all the top African runners so she can anonymously post derogatory accusations on the internet about their performances. She knows she can't win on race day, but hopes
to maybe one day get the "W" after the fact when doping charges are levied.
Expect Great Things!!!
MAGA