Noahs Ark Found!...Well, what if it is? Does this validate Bible 'Stories'

The evolution of the different skin tones is thought to have occurred in response to climatic conditions. The haired primate ancestors of humans, like modern great apes, had light skin. When hominids evolved relatively hairless skin (the most likely function of which was to facilitate perspiration) while living in sun-rich Africa, they co-evolved dark skin, which was needed to control the adverse effects of ultraviolet radiation on folate levels. When their descendants migrated to less sun-intensive regions in the north, low vitamin D3 levels became a problem and light skin color re-emerged. Sexual selection and diet may have played a part in the evolution of skin tone diversity as well.

It is people later on (scholars?) who have chosen to take words like World to mean the entire world, and ark to mean giant boat.

I find this type of interpretation similar to people who analyze what a book or song means. They are usually wrong about what the author actually intended.

One of my favorite misinterpretations is Counting Crows the song Mr. Jones. People interpreted the song as Mr. Jones being the lead singer penis. The lead singer said no it was simply a song about his personal dream to be famous enough to pick up women easily. Still people think it really about his penis, regardless of what the songwriter says it's about.

Guppy wrote:

Seriously, guys, think of who you're arguing with. You can't reason with the unreasonable. You can't talk logic with the illogical. Any adult who believes in the literal word of the Bible is almost certainly beyond the point of ever being capable of critical thinking. You're wasting your time.

You are talking in generalities. Let's here some specifics.

edumacator wrote:

Stupid people create vague sayings that don't mean anything - not the other way around.

Vapid people are unable to understand the observations of the astute.

Logical Faith wrote:

whattheeff wrote:

People wrote the Bible thousands of years ago, what else would we believe from that time? Nothing. People wrote it, people that didn't know much.

Yeah, King Solomon was an uneducated idiot who had no clue about the sciences. Puhleeeesseee!!! His wisdom, knowledge and intelligence were marveled throughout the region. Plus he wrote the Book of Proverbs.

there have been many smart people throughout time, but their ideas are replaced by better ideas. The Bible was written by people who thought that diseases were punishments instead of being caused by germs.

"People interpreted the song as Mr. Jones being the lead singer penis."

I never have thought this. I've never heard anyone say it either. lol

Track Fan wrote:

If the Bible is true does that mean Adam and Eve came after the dinosaurs?

Now the extinction of the dinosaurs is easily explained through biblical history. When it started raining Noah went around getting two of every animal HE wanted to save (HE being Adam of course). Adam had no overall affection for the Dinosaurs so he kept them off the boat. Thus dinosaurs went extinct. That my friend was an incredibly stupid question. You are a bona fide idiot!!

whattheeff wrote:

People wrote the Bible thousands of years ago, what else would we believe from that time? Nothing. People wrote it, people that didn't know much.

I guess the Egyptians were a stupid race, lol. Didn't they live during biblical times?

Ever see pryamids wrote:

whattheeff wrote:

People wrote the Bible thousands of years ago, what else would we believe from that time? Nothing. People wrote it, people that didn't know much.

I guess the Egyptians were a stupid race, lol. Didn't they live during biblical times?

There is a difference between having respect for a civilization and actually using their ideas in modern times.

VH1 Classics version of the song. The lead singer tells this story about misinterpretation.

i am not crazy wrote:

Evolution is a theory only, so agreeing in it 100% might be a bit strong. But, the evidence does support the theory. There is no evidence that creationism/intelligent design has ever occurred. What should you believe: a theory that actually has quite a bit of evidence to support it, or a theory that has no evidence to support it? I know which one I choose.

Hate to burst your bubble bud, but there is exceptionally little proof for Macroevolution, it is almost entirely based on theory and ideas. I'll say it again, if you believe in evolution because of the evidence you are wrong. If you believe in it because you have faith in evolution then go for it, but it takes just as much faith to believe in an evolution view point as it does to believe in religion.

BTW, the theory that have "no evidence supporting it" actually has just as much evidence supporting it as does evolution. Sometimes you got to pull your head out of your ass long enough to look at the situation unbiased.

Tell me all the evidence for creationism that outweighs the evidence for evolution.

We're waiting silent......

you people dont understand wrote:

edumacator wrote:

Stupid people create vague sayings that don't mean anything - not the other way around.

Vapid people are unable to understand the observations of the astute.

Hey, way to go! That actually meant something this time! You called me vapid! Good work.

By the way, mind doesn't create matter, unless you have magical powers. Go ahead and try though, create me an ice cream sundae if you wouldn't mind.

Silent SUper Majority wrote:

Hate to burst your bubble bud, but there is exceptionally little proof for Macroevolution, it is almost entirely based on theory and ideas.

BTW, the theory that have "no evidence supporting it" actually has just as much evidence supporting it as does evolution. Sometimes you got to pull your head out of your ass long enough to look at the situation unbiased.

the evolution of the vertebrate adaptive immune system is well documented...and awesome! go science! go RAGs!

edumacator wrote:

By the way, mind doesn't create matter, unless you have magical powers. Go ahead and try though, create me an ice cream sundae if you wouldn't mind.

And help you break your diet? Never!

Jesus was gay

Good point, with great power comes great responsibility. I'm glad it was you that received this gift and not me, I'm not sure I'd have the moral fiber.

We can agree that all of your posts except for this last one have been complete nonsense, right?

creep wrote:

Jesus was gay

No girlfriend, spent time with dudes all the time. Yep, totally gay.