Dairy Queen.
Dairy Queen.
I like Personal Best.
However I don't know why the store's name has to spell things out. I would choose a name primarily because it's pretty, intriguing, visual, quickly said, randomly pleasing, or else. Akane, Get Ugly, Tempo, Past Times, Bottle Green, The Beast, Excelsior, etc.
Pro Nation
Or,
Scores
Club Platinum
Deja Vu
Pink Taco
How about "The Running Store"?
Pace Maker
Weekend Warrior
How about MILF? It doesn't stand for anything but at least people will come in out of curiosity.
or...
Runner's trots
Top shelf.
Penguins R' Us
Attack of the Shoe!
Sneakers O'Toole
CruelShoes
Run Buy
Sprunt Towne
I suck.
You left out the Boston Marathon jacket part.
SarcasmKing wrote:
party mid wrote:"The slow fat poseur"
That pretty much sums up those who actually buy from running stores.
the "i have money to burn and am really not a runner just a weekend jogger but like to spend 100's of dollars on running equipment even though i'm f***ing fat and suck and think i'm really cool because i run" store
"Eye of the Tiger" is not the Rocky theme song.
foot fcukers
Goody TwoShoes.
"Cool down from your 6-hour marathon in our store"