Hey Trumpers.
I think I have a bullet proof defense for Trump in the Braggs case that begins in less than two weeks. Hear me out. Here is how it would go in the courtroom:
Trump defense team: Your honor, we would like to move to dismiss this case.
Judge: On what grounds?
Trump Defense team: The whole premise of this case is that our client sought to interfere with the election because he sought to hide that he paid hush money to a porn star he was raw dogging while his wife was 6 months Preggo with Baron. We submit that it is preposterous for the following reasons.
1. Our client has done exponentially more corrupt, immoral, lying, fraudulent stuff than that. So much crap that it makes shagging a porn star look like walking an old lady across the street in a rainstorm.
2. Trump’s followers have proven repeatedly that when Trump does immoral and corrupt thieving it only endears him to his illiterate voters. They are so stupid that Trump could tell them that fucquing a porn star is what God would want for him and they would believe it. And he would gain support.
As such we move to dismiss this ridiculous case asserting that it would have harmed Trump politically.