1) INCORRECT! Possible, and HAVE. Remember that I'm talking only of the Dow here even though I don't ONLY invest in The Dow. There are a lot of indices other than the Dow. The "market" isn't The Dow. I just use the Dow as my measuring stick. Why? Why not?
2) You are correct that I don't know much about the market. I have never claimed to. I just invest and keep track of my investments. Making money in the market takes persistence and consistency...and of course investing enough. That's pretty much it. We invested half our income for the first 7 years of our marriage, and then we have averaged more than 25% of our income since then...including retirement accounts and non-retirement mutual funds.
3) I have said a TON of times that I invest in Vanguard and Fidelity funds. You are incorrect that I have very few. I have MANY mutual funds all spread out into different categories.
4) I have also explained in the past that I am NOT a buy and hold person. I am a BUY and BUY and BUY and BUY (oh, and BUY) and hold person. What does this mean? It means that if the market goes down a lot (usually has to be more than correction range), I will put in more money than planned. This is how I have turned some potentially bad years (compared to the Dow) into positive ones for myself. I have explained this before.
5) I haven't held ANY single fund for 34 years (would be 33 years for one, not 34). But, I didn't enter the world of Vanguard until 1998, and then I didn't add Fidelity to my portfolio until early 2000s (not sure of the exact date off the top of my head). Then, I have added funds since then, so I have a lot of funds that I have owned for less than 15 years.
6) So, you're just wrong...and again, The Dow is not "the market." Such a big error from such a wannabe pedantic source.
7) I know you think you bother me, but trust me, nothing is further from the truth. Usually I ignore you, because you are worthy of being ignored, but sometimes I respond if I feel like it. Today, I have actually been looking into our investments a lot (and it's OBSCENE), so I felt like responding. I'm sure you're good at something. Go find it. Trying to one-up me isn't it.