Down goes the Dow

Prof. Racket wrote:

AMZN just posted the largest gain in stock market history lol

..AAAAALLLLL the way back to where it was two weeks ago.

agip wrote:

Prof. Racket wrote:

AMZN just posted the largest gain in stock market history lol

..AAAAALLLLL the way back to where it was two weeks ago.

AMZN Down 7.49% YTD…..

I feel that drop.

What was the deal with the reversal into close?

Everybody have a good Olympic weekend!

SARK Up 27.24% YTD

Maser wrote:

Everybody have a good Olympic weekend!

We won the first Cold War and if China thinks they can take us in round 2 then they can get FVCKED

TSLA Down 23.04% YTD…..

Oh and people might want to take a closer look at that jobs report, to get a better idea of what’s going on.

HSGFX Up 8.41% YTD….

Ghost of Igloi wrote:

TSLA Down 23.04% YTD…..

Oh wow, well you know despite the fact I've never considered that piece of sh!t company a viable investment for even a second in my entire adult life, I can assure I feel utterly in shambles right now.

Prof. Racket wrote:

Ghost of Igloi wrote:

TSLA Down 23.04% YTD…..

Oh wow, well you know despite the fact I've never considered that piece of sh!t company a viable investment for even a second in my entire adult life, I can assure I feel utterly in shambles right now.

Is da professor having a bad year so far? Oh, too bad. It couldn’t happen to a nicer turd.

FB Down 29.97% YTD….

How about AMZN’s buybacks goosing the price?

Surprised Igy hasn’t been all over this.

AAPL Down 5.29% YTD…..

Maser wrote:

Oh and people might want to take a closer look at that jobs report, to get a better idea of what’s going on.

lol OK sure, let's take a look.

First, November and December revisions are up so those were even better than expected.

Let's see what else. Oh month-over-month wages are up .7% along with a drop in average weekly hours. And labor participation rate went up .3%. This looks like an incredibly strong report actually especially when everyone was expecting Omicron doom (btw officially declaring myself the winner of that bet again).

GOOG Down 1.44% YTD….best of the bunch….

NVDA Down 19.26% YTD…..

NFLX Down 31.46% YTD…..

That’s all folks!

Maser wrote:

How about AMZN’s buybacks goosing the price?

Surprised Igy hasn’t been all over this.

That and the Amazon investment = RIVN IPO…..the wild rumpus will resume….most likely…..

Ghost of Igloi wrote:

Prof. Racket wrote:

Oh wow, well you know despite the fact I've never considered that piece of sh!t company a viable investment for even a second in my entire adult life, I can assure I feel utterly in shambles right now.

Is da professor having a bad year so far? Oh, too bad. It couldn’t happen to a nicer turd.

FB Down 29.97% YTD….

Igy,

A bad year? No, not really. My final RSU tranche vested last year, which I promptly sold and put into a Vanguard growth fund along with almost all my other money (compound interest is one thing boomers actually got right).

I keep money in IBKR should I get the desire to sling options and futures again without any PDT restrictions, but yeah otherwise feeling pretty good.

Hey, remember when you said poor people are poor because they're lazy? Good times huh.

Have a great weekend in your fake car! I for one wouldn't be caught dead in a car that screams "I really wanted a 911 but my life didn't turn out quite as good as I wanted, so here I am in a lesser Porsche :("

-Dr. Prof. Racket

Aka Millennial Turd