Best Road Race Fake Names

Zoab Shaboomboom is reportedly the name Boaz would run under in order to cash the checks.

A bunch of my teammates and I went up to a road race in NJ, and one of the guys was from around there so he didnt want his real name in the results. The best he could come up with off the top of his head (being a 76ers fan...) was Allen Mutumbo.

I once used a fake name and age (there was a discount for being under 18), but then when I won the race, the guy started asking me all sorts of questions cause he wanted to put a bio of me on a webpage and everything. I went through a whole interview making up shit as I went along. Needless to say, I wont be racing in their summer series anymore...

Already mentioned was Ben Dover, but no one mentioned his wife, Eileen Dover. Then of course we have

Hugh Jass

Phil A. Show

The Lingus sisters (Connie and Annie)

The ever popular Chuck Roast

Myles Tago (accent on 'go')

And all good Pythoners remember that Richard Luxury-Yacht's last name is actually pronounced "Throat-warbler-mangrove".

("Yes, it's spelled 'Luxury-yacht', but it's pronounced 'throat -warbler-mangrove'")

Didi Wynn (inquiring minds want to know)

Dick Hunter (we know what he's after!)

Dick Swett (a real politician in New Hampshire)

Dstncfreak wrote:

Richard Luxury-Yacht is a classic one that I have seen here in the northeast

also Attiticus Miles......

I think you mean RAYMOND Luxury-Yacht.

Al Fresco - he loves being outdoors!

Al B. Allbright - injuries won't stop this man!

Al Winsome - his day will come!

I know a guy who entered under BUSTER HYMEN.

He placed in his age group and caused some major turmoil...

Isadora Negsit

Norman N. Vasion

Phyllis Offacle

Alex Blaine Lader

Claire Annette Reed

Murphy Zlaw

Eustace Alva Jartifax

Eileen Tudor-Wright

Boyd Schidt

J. L. Bate

Hyman Opteran

Russell Upsom-Grubb

Mike Oxmall

Candace B. Fareel

John Thomas Tugger

Constance Truggle

Wayne Dwopps

Amanda Lynn Player

Stu Padiddyat

Bertha Vanation

Dixon B. Tweenerlegs

Ike Witt

Eurasmus B. Dragon

Lucy Lastic

Seamus N. Tavurchoo

Helena Hanbasket

Eustace Ellwood Proddux

Lois Team

Holden Matoole

Linus Crimmage

Anita Rosanna Vase

Theophilus Smell

Willy B. Hardigan

These names aren't fake, I really know these guys, but they're still funny:

Jim Shorts

Steve Woodcock

Jack Ball

Eric "Buster" Hyman, an old friend of mine, threw the shot and discus for Muhlenberg College in Pennsylvania back in the 1980s.

I got beat by Howie Feltercrotch once. Not a race, but my local paper once printed a letter sent to them by a gentleman named Stu Pidasso.

Some of these are just too funny! I really liked Norman N. Vasion. What's his number, 1066?

I forgot Bertha DeBlues. This one's no joke, I remember seeing it i the local phone book as a teenager: Harry DeCunto. He's not listed anymore. I wonder why?

stick stick mc boom booms

Michael (Mike) Hock

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how about

Daniel Komenonmytits !!!

ran a quick leg once upon a time in a relays somewhere!

Haile Talented was in the same team and

think the anchor was called Holden Mygroyn

Mike Litiswolen

Nosmo King