SouthernFriedRealist wrote:
JS, please fill us in on Emma! You’ve coached Emma for almost a year and she has run National class times in all of her time trials but for some reason, has not run a single real race.
I’ll add to the pot and send Sammy $100 as well if Emma can break 17:00 in one of those two indoor track races near her home. So, $100 to Emma, $100 to Sammy and $100 to you, which is over a minute slower than her time trial time. I’ll even contact the coach and get her entered into the meet. We can list her affiliation as DANCAN.
If some girl no one has ever heard of breaks 16:00 in a 5k, the boards will light up and it will only make you look very good. You might even get new clients because of it and Emma could get a small shoe deal. There’s only positive things that will happen because of it. What’s holding you back?
We still don't really know the true identity of Emma or her facsimile so your majestic efforts may not lead to anything despite your good intentions.
The Wizard is currently enjoying a hedonistic vacation in Southern Spain, with an attractive Ukrainian princess, so we need to wait until he gets back to Gothenburg (actually a location approx. 100km distant) to fill us in on the latest intrigue.