He was the original drummer for the Beatles, so I'm pretty sure he's older than 29.
He was the original drummer for the Beatles, so I'm pretty sure he's older than 29.
Maybe he was created in a lab. The first date is when his genes were spliced into a fertilized egg and the second is the date he was released into the wild.
How bad at math are you? wrote:
Yeah, except that if he has a December birthday he would only be 29 if born in 88 and 28 if born in 89 and said he was 30.
My guess is that he was screwing with the Brojo, because the entire interview was filled with nonsense answers.
I could've sworn Ben Blankenship signed the Declaration of Independence. He has be older than 30.
I was a year behind Ben in HS. He should have been born in Dec 88 unless he was a year ahead in school.
Trolo wrote:
You know none of these Americans even know their real birthdates. He must be at least 35 by now, you know they lie and say they’re young so they can win junior championships. Disgusting age cheat.
Don't be so harsh on the Americans. They come from a primitive country ruled by a tinhorn dictator and they have a lousy health care system. But at least Blankenship was able to buy a couple of cows thanks to international competition, and his earnings from running make him a big man in his village.
I'm quite certain Big Ben was trailing Rexing at one point during his historic 13:55t at Dempsey.
That would've been 2/1/03, so YOU DO THE MATH!
Ben's just trying set aright the compulsive LRC and Brojos disorder where someone with a 3:52.98 mile PR is automatically labeled a 3:52 miler instead of the more accurate and fair 3:53. He's 28 or 29? Hell, so what, round it up to 30! Ya gotta start somewhere even if it's yer age.
He was great in those Geico commercials from a few years ago, which indicates he must be 31 by now.
Who fucking cares? And of course he edits his own page. What a joke.
MN RUNNER DUDE wrote:
I was a year behind Ben in HS. He should have been born in Dec 88 unless he was a year ahead in school.
Was Jessie Diggins a big star at your high school?
I'm glad there is one thing we can all agree on: Ben has GUTS!!!
Seems like he's at or around the same age as Cheserek?
This is a very interesting thread, but not as good as the thread started by Uranus is a gassy giant and for unknown reasons was deleted. If this thread gets deleted then we know someone got word to Ben and he had the Nike lawyers contact the Brojos. It's getting harder and harder to have any innocent fun anymore.
M.A.G.A.
He cares so much what everybody thinks of him. He's the male alexi pappas. I'm sure he's reading this relived someone cares enough to try to find out his age. One more year of relevancy.
I thought the title meant "age" as in the era of Ben Blankenship, which, arguably, it is, since he is competing during this time period.
Don't hobos age faster than others? Hoboing appeals to me, but I imagine that hopping from train car to train car, sleeping with one eye open, and blowing the harmonica has got to take its toll.
He is obviously in at least his 30th year whether he was born in 88 or 89.
Homeless Drifter wrote:
Hobo life wrote:
A hobo typically forgets their real age since they tend to lose all their important documents.
He traded his official birth certificate for a can of beans and a rubber poncho.
8.5/10
hey, rojo here wrote:
I'm glad there is one thing we can all agree on: Ben has GUTS!!!
Need a relay team with BB and Alan Webb. The team would not lack guts or pure hate