Use the Ali G/Mike Rossi MO:
'Treat 'em Rough Get the Muff'
and respect.
Use the Ali G/Mike Rossi MO:
'Treat 'em Rough Get the Muff'
and respect.
Shabbat shalom. We really need some pictures of her to help you. Also, Jew or shiksa? (Or we can try to guess after seeing the pictures)
How's life in the bedroom. Any pegging?
Runspiritrun wrote:
DeBron Lames wrote:Get her back and then DUMP HER. Leave on your terms. Find someone else.
So a preemptive breakup? This is an incredible idea, I've got nothing to lose. We either breakup which she would do anyway but I go out with some dignity. Or I completely turn the tables.
Dude, it's not turning the tables. Your head is on backwards about this stuff.
Leave and get some self esteem.
hesnobradpitt wrote:
Not being mean but do you have Asperger's?
H8 2 . It Out wrote:Wait, so everyone cannot be above-average looking but everyone can be below-average in the brains department (WTF do you think 'dumb' means in this context?).
So, just to be clear, your post identifies you as dumb.
Just thought you'd like to know.
No. But I do have asparagus with my steak dinner on occasion.
Now, do you have some excuse for being so dumb? Because if you were born with brain damage, or perhaps got dropped on your head as a child, then I sincerely apologize for pointing out your mental deficiencies. They are not really your fault.
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Try reading it again and understand that not all words are to be taken literally. And tell me what you eat with you mom's assburgers bruh.
H8 2 . It Out wrote:
hesnobradpitt wrote:Not being mean but do you have Asperger's?
No. But I do have asparagus with my steak dinner on occasion.
Now, do you have some excuse for being so dumb? Because if you were born with brain damage, or perhaps got dropped on your head as a child, then I sincerely apologize for pointing out your mental deficiencies. They are not really your fault.
Does she not understand that you will be rolling in the dough in a couple years? Or does she want some billionaire hedge fund manager? Also, where'd you guys meet?You only need a woman as long as she adds to your life--and no a day longer.
RunSprintRun wrote:
This is not a troll, so don't 0/10 me.
I'm in my mid-30s, Jewish. I went to an Ivy-league school in a highly respected MD/MBA program, and I am (hopefully) not unattractive. I am 6'1 and well-built. My running background is as a sprinter, where my PR was 10.87 for the 100, although now I enjoy running longer distances for fun.
My girlfriend, however, is incredibly beautiful and probably the only person I will ever love. We have been together for a few years, but lately she has been dumping me on an almost daily basis. I am actually not financially well-off, as I am doing another residency right now. I suspect she wants somebody richer. Can somebody give me advice about this? And again, this is not a troll.
whattttt wrote:
Does she not understand that you will be rolling in the dough in a couple years?
All that is going to happen is she's going to cheat, probably when married and then get a huge chunk of the money for years after the divorce. Hopefully, no kids.
RunSprintRun wrote:
Eh c'mon guys, yes I am a Jewish immigrant, but no need to insult me physically. Yes, I do tend to be pathetic sometimes. She dumps me and then I beg her to come back. Is anyone here not as unrealistically harsh?
I was in the same boat as you. We were married for a short period and she was the only person I ever loved. Spent 10 years on her. She would leave me and I'd keep trying to make it work so we'd be on and off even during the short marriage. Literally a few months after I completely gave up someone MUCH better came into my life. New girl is smarter, funnier, prettier, hotter (went from no boobs no butt runner girl body to normal girl with great boobs and butt), more ambitious, move loving, caring, I could go on for days.
Focus on your work. Put science before girls.
hesnobradpitt wrote:
Try reading it again and understand that not all words are to be taken literally. And tell me what you eat with you mom's assburgers bruh.
H8 2 . It Out wrote:No. But I do have asparagus with my steak dinner on occasion.
Now, do you have some excuse for being so dumb? Because if you were born with brain damage, or perhaps got dropped on your head as a child, then I sincerely apologize for pointing out your mental deficiencies. They are not really your fault.
Ah, so you are indeed a moron by choice. That is exactly what I suspected.
Oh, and your "mom's assburgers" is clearly a sign of an intellect developed well into the level of a typical 5th grader. Excellent job!
It seems that you're not smarter than a fifth grader then. Most people think they're above-average looking but that's because most people are dumb. Can you understand it now?4-0 me. Keep trying, you aren't on my level kid.
H8 2 . It Out wrote:
hesnobradpitt wrote:Try reading it again and understand that not all words are to be taken literally. And tell me what you eat with you mom's assburgers bruh.
Ah, so you are indeed a moron by choice. That is exactly what I suspected.
Oh, and your "mom's assburgers" is clearly a sign of an intellect developed well into the level of a typical 5th grader. Excellent job!
Move on dude wrote:
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I was in the same boat as you. .
Which one of my sons are you?
notfoxsworthy wrote:
It seems that you're not smarter than a fifth grader then. Most people think they're above-average looking but that's because most people are dumb. Can you understand it now?
4-0 me. Keep trying, you aren't on my level kid.
H8 2 . It Out wrote:Ah, so you are indeed a moron by choice. That is exactly what I suspected.
Oh, and your "mom's assburgers" is clearly a sign of an intellect developed well into the level of a typical 5th grader. Excellent job!
You have been weighed, measured and found wanting, you decomposing mass of dung beetle vomit.