Anyone else ever totally destroy a pizza buffet?

In brazil we have this thing called a rodízio where waiters keep coming to your table all night with pizzas of different flavors and you can get as many slices as you want. Some of those restaurants have over 100 flavors.

In HS we had off campus lunch during senior year. 45 minutes total. Pizza Hut buffet was a 10-15 minute drive. 6 of us would cram into a tiny toyota and haul ass over there and then eat as much as we could in 15-20 minutes. Lunch ended at 1 and track practice began at 3. Didn’t phase us.

FFF wrote:

This entire thread includes "in college." Someone, please, let us know the physical condition of one of these 'buffet wreckers' today.

Oh, and my mother was not saying 'no mo fo U,' she was saying 'no mofo U R'

I was one who responded to the thread as a buffet wrecker. Despite my name, I'm now 40 and weigh the same I did in college. Granted, I haven't wrecked a buffet in a long time, and watch my diet pretty closely these days, in addition to still running every day.

So not every college age buffet wrecker becomes a big fat whale.

this thread is everything I love about letsrun.

Not the one on Robert St. in WSP? 20 to 25 slices each visit!

Dude, went out did a couple doobs with a couple friends. Man, we ate so much. Holy heck!

About an inch and a half taller and about thirty-five pounds heavier.

I put on my freshman 15 by Christmas.

I bet someone I could eat an entire Large Thick Crust Pizza Hut SUper Supreme, in under 90 minutes. I got 9 out of 12 slices down in 30 minutes. The 10th took another 45. I struggled through a few bites on 11-and then was done. Tougher than it looks.

Destroyed Cici's buffet, Pizza Inn, and multiple others days before big races.

Shouldn't someone post that famous buffet/vomit/poop story that made the rounds several years ago? Was it ... Shoney's?

Wait, here we go: Ryan's Steakhouse

https://www.yelp.com/topic/los-angeles-the-steakhouse-incident-warning-graphic-and-long-but-a-great-read

Shoebacca wrote:

I have to agree with Golden Corral having surprisingly good pot roast. I'll often take just the celery from it in an effort to binge on something healthy to offset the culinary debauchery in which I'm partaking with the rest of the buffet.

I went to a Golden Corral yesterday for the first time in years, and I must agree, their pot roast is terrific. Easily the best item on their buffet.

Warning: their pizza is NASTY!

The desserts were hit or miss. Decent carrot cake, terrible brownies.

I used to binge eat a lot (I had mental issues with food and used it as a coping mechanism) and would go to Pizza Hut weekly and eat about 45 slices each time.

Yes, I was asked to leave a Godfather's Pizza buffet last summer after 2 hours. My two cousins and I ate at least 50 pieces of pizza between the 3 of us.

big pig wrote:

Shoebacca wrote:

I have to agree with Golden Corral having surprisingly good pot roast. I'll often take just the celery from it in an effort to binge on something healthy to offset the culinary debauchery in which I'm partaking with the rest of the buffet.

I went to a Golden Corral yesterday for the first time in years, and I must agree, their pot roast is terrific. Easily the best item on their buffet.

Warning: their pizza is NASTY!

The desserts were hit or miss. Decent carrot cake, terrible brownies.

Good timing for this thread to be bumped. We're heading to Golden Corral tomorrow. I'll dominate a couple of plates of pot roast and green beans. Those are the best items on the menu, IMO. Also topped with some onion rings.

Pizza is indeed awful but I'm always a sucker for at least one slice. The meat loaf is hit and miss. Dressing is pretty good, with of without the accompanying turkey.

The brownies are poor but can be salvaged by placing the brownie on the bottom of an ice cream dish and then loading ice cream on top of the brownie, along with chopped nuts or other toppings. I always earn stares by how long and precise I can swirl the ice cream. Round and round. A half foot or taller.

People always want to believe I worked at an ice cream parlor at one point. Nope. It's just that the competition is so pathetic. Guys in particular can't swirl a cone worth a damn. They'll quit after one or two loops. Good hint: When buying a swirl ice cream cone always insist on a female employee to make it. She'll give you your money's worth.

Another tip at Golden Corral is to visit the website and sign up with your birthday. Every year they send you a free buffet coupon good within a week of your birthday. But it has to be used at a specific Golden Corral so make sure you pick one close to home. Tomorrow we are using one of those coupons. We have signed up multiple times using various names and email addresses. No apologies. I'm still adjusting away from comped buffets in Las Vegas.

Our High School XC team would occasional go to an all-you-can-eat (cram-all-you-can) pizza place after a big meet. Lots of fun! It was probably an Alfy's but not sure.........it was 40 years ago!

Last time I went to a Golden Corral, I was shocked at all the fat people. I mean hugely fat. I was the only person in the building not over 200 lbs, and was one of only a handful not over 3 bills. It was disgusting.