Interesting Esquire piece. And as for all the smug moral superiority shown in most of these comments, they just illustrate why Hansen took the rap to try to keep the incident quiet. Isn't it just a little bit condescending to assume it wasn't her idea? Is it because she's a woman that she has no will of her own? And they didn't just run away. She went to the homeowner and owned up to the damage. Fender bender stuff. Only in Texas would you be required to call the cops. As for throwing the book at Lance for drunk driving, um, rules of evidence, anyone? Utterly trivial event. People want to show how great they are, though, by calling out Armstrong for a liar and a cheat. Yawn. Old news. Get a life. One that includes a proper gauge of morality, not some stark, black and white teenaged version.