Murder.
Murder.
Switch to Colgate and shut the f@ck up.
notabigdeal wrote:
Dude, I hope you're not serious, because this is pretty minor. Even if this is true, she might have just slipped and said the wrong brand since they're used almost interchangeably. I understand you want someone to be honest, but if this is true, I would just let it go since it was probably an honest mistake.
^^^ A troll's dream! LOL
don't like the rule wrote:
Another lunatic wrote:If she has a big mouth and is brushing her teeth a lot she probably deserves a bigger ring.
I assumed he was talking about my toothpaste budget, not hers. How would I know how much she spends on toothpaste? And if I asked, wouldn't it be obvious that I was pricing a ring?
Hmm, didn't think about that. I've heard of people using either partner's biennial toothpaste budget. If you use yours, you should have no problem figuring it out. If you're using hers, just be all casual, like, "Man! You use a lot of toothpaste - how much would you say you spend on it in an average month?" Then just multiply her answer by 24. Good luck!
Tip of the iceberg... next thing you know she'll be telling you about her innocent trip to BJ city with captain footlong of the gargle-n-spit brigade... where she played backgammon. Get out now.
reverse trolling
What if Whaat? was actually reverse reverse trolling?
German Fernandez does what he wants. Don't try to control him or you will get burnt.
i know it's hard man, but you have to let her go. my ex girlfriend lied to my face for 3 years about how orange soda was her favorite drink. i came home from work late one night and found her passed out from an apparent drug overdose, next to her tweak pipe i found a half empty can of Pepsi. while she was passed out, i used this time to look through her things(instead of notifying emergency services of course) and found her trunk open that is usually locked. I FOUND 2 CASES OF PEPSI IN THE TRUNK!
when you date somebody for 3 years you really think you know them. the meth addiction came to a bit of a surprised, but what real problem in our relationship was the fact that she looked me in the eye every damn day and told me she loved her orange soda. that beautiful sunny fiz drink was all a lie. what she was really hiding was that she was really drinking something a whole lot uglier.
i notified the authorities about the overdose, and filled them in on the orange soda incident. strangely they refused to arrest her, and i told the police i had every intention of pressing charges.
i wasted 3 years of my life with a Pepsi drinker. 3... YEARS...
Depends
Does she spit or swallow?
You should look at this as an opportunity to make a few million dollars.
Here's how:
1. Create a Facebook asking people to boycott Colgate.
2. Short Colgate's stock big time.
3. Wait for the Facebook effect to take place. When it finally does, Colgate will tank and so will its stock and you'll be a millionaire my friend.
You can do what I do ...
She buys colgate. Then I covertly buy crest, squeeze everything out of the colgate tube and replace it with the good stuff.
Every successful relationship is built from a card house of lies like this.
oohlala wrote:
You can do what I do ...
She buys colgate. Then I covertly buy crest, squeeze everything out of the colgate tube and replace it with the good stuff.
It's well known that you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
What does this have to do with shoes and gear?
kidsthesedays wrote:
notabigdeal wrote:Dude, I hope you're not serious, because this is pretty minor. Even if this is true, she might have just slipped and said the wrong brand since they're used almost interchangeably. I understand you want someone to be honest, but if this is true, I would just let it go since it was probably an honest mistake.
You don't have friends, do you.
Sarcasm-detector on the fritz?