"Make Like Horse Sh!t And Hit The Trails!"
"Make Like Horse Sh!t And Hit The Trails!"
'Hightower for CEO'
Running is the only real sport, everyone else just plays with their balls.
paulo wrote:
God made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure.
Eric Liddell
I don't believe in "God," and even I think that one is awesome...
The delivery of the line in the movie...sold it all the way, sublime acting.
"fitness center's name" - where your dreams become reality
Mr. Obvious wrote:
If running was easy it would be called your mom.
I would buy this shirt and wear it*. I am in my 30s, married with kids. I just think it is hilarious.
* Probably only for things like mowing the yard and/or garden parties.
got mileage?
CakeEater wrote:
It all sounds very original. How about "take off your skirt and do some miles." That's my saying.
I read this wrong at first and thought it said take off your shirt and do some miles. I think that take off your shirt and do some miles would be good to put on a t-shirt because it would be kind of hypocritical if you were running with it.
you could get some of those stop pre shirts, or make your own; then, on the back, get marital sex printed on the shirts.
Hahahaha, i'll give you that one. That legit made me laugh at my computer.
"How's my running? CALL 1-800-xxx-xxxx" where the x's would be replaced by valid numbers to a how's my driving hotline.
The goal being that somebody calls the driving hotline to tell them that their running sucks.
I was once a runner...I still am a runner, but I was once a runner too.
Literary: Gaunt is beautiful.
"Stop looking at my tits and run"
Front of shirt:
Wanna see my weiner?
Back:
A picture of Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner
I caught the gingerbread man
Galen Rupp Asthma Project
Here are some of my favorites:
"If found on ground, please drag to finish."
"I run like a girl. Try to keep up."
"How's my running? Call 1-800-EAT-DUST"
"Real athletes run miles, not meters."
"See Dick run. See Jane run faster."
"My mascara runs faster than you do."
"I found my happy pace."
"Follow my path to the silver."
"According to the surgeon general, it's OK to smoke your competition."
"Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"
I have tons, actually. I could go on and on, but these are some of my favorites.
How about:
"While you're running intervals, long runs, hills, and such, and watching your diet closely - not eating too many carbs, but not too much fats or proteins either - and while you're getting to sleep early and getting up early before work so that you can do your doubles 5-6 days a week, I'm having sex with your girlfriend."
And on the back, it would say "...and she's a real hellcat in the sack!!"
Up The Irons wrote:
Gobble Gobble Mother F#&CKERS!
Still the best option in this thread.