Ritz's opening ceremony pee bags

Why don't you just use a gatorade bottle?

I think we forget wrote:

[quote]?????????? wrote:

Bird Piss?

Go back to grade school moron.

Nice over reaction. You should try and get laid before you turn 40 to improve your disposition.

Does everything have to be spelled out?

When in the back country and your everyday suburban portable toilets are not available wag bags are used for fluids AND solids.

Must everything be spelled out?

Wag bags are used in the back country for solids AND fluids. Ritz was using the wag bag for fluids. They are required for use in many back country areas for solids.

Because, you know, suburban portable toilets aren't on every bend in the trail.

What if you have stomach flu and your #2 is really a liquid?

Shoulda just gone with a piss bottle

I still don't get this.

How did anyone in the world survive before toilets were invented?

wait a second wrote:

Are you saying that there are places where carry in - carry out rules are so strict that you can't piss in the woods? You have to carry out your piss? Is that what you're saying? If that's what you're saying then, wow, that's really something.

Now that was funny.POD

i think the #1 issue has been addressed but what about poopies ??? plenty of animals poop!

Despite all this chatter, I think most people, "greens" or not, who need to pee in the woods just pee in the woods

POD

Hiker wrote:

Sounds like you don't get out much for back country hiking. These sorts of bags have been around for a long time. The technology used is akin to those of a diaper. When fluids hit the contents of the bag the fluids solidify.

Commonly referred to as wag bags. They are used when carry in-carry out rules are strictly adhered to.

Sounds like you need to learn to piss on a tree.

Hiker wrote:

They are required for use in many back country areas for solids.

Where are this places at. Are there don't shit in the woods warnings posted?

colon blow wrote:

Where are this places at. Are there don't shit in the woods warnings posted?

Uh, oh. Looks like the bears are in trouble! And the following famous, cliche question, loses its relevance: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Not without a wag bag!

Don't you remember that crazy astronaut lady that was stalking the other astronaut and drove across the country in a diaper a couple years ago? Remember how funny we thought that was? Now it's starting to sound normal.

someone wrote:

Please God. Please tell me that this person below is joking. I will have to stop using the internet if people are admitting to wearing diapers while driving....

huggies wrote:

It's basically the same as a Huggies. I use my kid's diapers when we go on road trips. Don't knock it, till you try it. It's absolutely amazing how much fluid those diapers can hold. If you got kids (infants or babies) and diapers laying around, try it on your next outing.

Josh wrote:

Or, astronauts, too!

Is that when they're in space, or driving long distances to assault someone?

I'm not saying that you shouldn't pee in the woods, but you peeing is different than a deer peeing. When a deer pees its peeing out metabolic wastes produced from metabolizing grass and whataver else it happened to eat.

When you pee, you're peeing out the waste produced from metabolizing soda, aspirin, prozac, not to mention the things that you don't realize are in your body such as PCBs, etc. Does one person peeing make a difference? Probably not. But you are not a deer.

you're the worst biologist ever.