If Noah Lyles was a mom and farmer would the internet explode?

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If he was a mom the internet would certainly express interest

Mods,

I understand that I’m not your favorite poster, however this fellow that has recently been obsessively trolling most of my posts is displaying signs of harmful online behavior. By allowing him to continue to sidetrack all my posts you’re encouraging bullying, harassment, and online psychopathy. Please report his location to the Department of Civil Online Behavior so they can administer proper justice for his transgressions.

Believer in Online Decorum

Farmers are proximate to apples, and motherhood and apple pie can never be questioned in America.

Can she milk a cow?

Don't worry - when prison Mike threatens to kill another journalist and is arrested again, these posts will stop

I wouldn't be so sure. That diary post was pretty clever (and hit close enough to the mark for TMADDD to do some more crying). Pretty sure Stoppit couldn't have written it, and guessing there are more than a few on the forum who dislike that smug, puritanical creep.

Yes,

There are likely more than one troll who believes they can rattle my resolve to stand for God, Country, Constitutional Integrity, The Aesthetic Appeal of Bun Huggers, the Striving for Excellence in Running, and Creative Expressions of Clarity.

Supporter of Clear Thinking & Daydreaming

lol. This will bring out the best of the Savages. Tuning in!

Dude, look at all your posts in a row, as well as your grammar.

You are clearly not someone who has it together either.

You should have quit after the first post.

I personally believe the only people who should use the word “Dude” as a salutation are surfers who are properly loose from excessive hemp use.

Sounds like someone else that I know.

Reap what you sow bro

Many years you harassed many people

There are many people downvoting you

Time to grow up and move out that basement of video games

Let’s GET IT ON DUDE!! Gettin off work in 1 hour!!!! I got $$$$

We thought you were the bully..

People with a simple worldview believe in karma. Read the Book of Job for a better understanding of suffering.

Stoppit Smith and similar nasty persons deserve to be called out for their unpleasant online behavior. He has routinely threatened many persons over the years. A truly miserable soul.

Lyles has a story. He's great. That is a story. And it is working. He is on the cover of Time.

Was Stoppit Smith your roommate in prison and who was the top bunk? My pal says you covered this in your Dear Diary series but I can’t remember that juicy detail. Thanks!

PS You don’t seem miserable- at all! Whew!