Tell her some of your most traumatic life experiences on the first date and see if she wants to stick around. If you're not crying in her arms on that night, then it wasn't meant to be.
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I had to up this one to 3.5/10 because of everyone taking this seriously.
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CAA wrote:
"Been offered a date with..." By whom? Her owner?
Offered by her friend (top 10 Canadian in same T&F discipline). They know of me from local T&F club.
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Melissa bishop?!?!!
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rojo wrote:
CAA wrote:
"Been offered a date with..." By whom? Her owner?
LRC matchmaking services. For 2k, if you send us proof that you have you no criminal history and are a harmless virgin, we'll set you up with a top 5 Canadian. She takes $1500 and take our 25% finder's fee.
Heptathletes and 800/1500 runners cost a little more - 2.5k.
If you are interested in our services, you may want to wait a few days. In February, we are running a 25% off special for Norwegians.*
*Note Valentine's day rates are double.
I actually like rojo's sense of humor now. 10/10 post
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rojo wrote:
CAA wrote:
"Been offered a date with..." By whom? Her owner?
LRC matchmaking services. For 2k, if you send us proof that you have you no criminal history and are a harmless virgin, we'll set you up with a top 5 Canadian. She takes $1500 and take our 25% finder's fee.
Heptathletes and 800/1500 runners cost a little more - 2.5k.
If you are interested in our services, you may want to wait a few days. In February, we are running a 25% off special for Norwegians.*
*Note Valentine's day rates are double.
Rojo, do you have any input for the OP on his question. Surely you and Rojo know of the inner sanctum of dating in T&F elite circles. Any horror stories like the OP references? (you can anonymize the names when tell stories). You and Wejo were young bucks once and must have some scrap to offer up!
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Storytime with Rojo wrote:
rojo wrote:
LRC matchmaking services. For 2k, if you send us proof that you have you no criminal history and are a harmless virgin, we'll set you up with a top 5 Canadian. She takes $1500 and take our 25% finder's fee.
Heptathletes and 800/1500 runners cost a little more - 2.5k.
If you are interested in our services, you may want to wait a few days. In February, we are running a 25% off special for Norwegians.*
*Note Valentine's day rates are double.
Rojo, do you have any input for the OP on his question. Surely you and Rojo know of the inner sanctum of dating in T&F elite circles. Any horror stories like the OP references? (you can anonymize the names when tell stories). You and Wejo were young bucks once and must have some scrap to offer up!
Sounds boyish and toyish. Storytime yayyyy.
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Gabriela Debues-Stafford?
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Is it Alysha Newman? If so, she has lots of dates...on OF's. Yuk, yuk..
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Bring a hockey stick.
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End every sentence you say to her with 'oohh' and 'eehh.'
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Seeking input wrote:
I’m a Canadian sub-elite (1:06-1:09 HM) and have been offered a date with a Top 5 female Canadian T&F athlete. I’ve heard some horror stories about dating elite females. Anyone have experience to share?
“Have been offered a date”???
Is this in Canada or Iran?
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rojo wrote:
CAA wrote:
"Been offered a date with..." By whom? Her owner?
LRC matchmaking services. For 2k, if you send us proof that you have you no criminal history and are a harmless virgin, we'll set you up with a top 5 Canadian. She takes $1500 and take our 25% finder's fee.
Heptathletes and 800/1500 runners cost a little more - 2.5k.
If you are interested in our services, you may want to wait a few days. In February, we are running a 25% off special for Norwegians.*
*Note Valentine's day rates are double.
Jesus Rojo, this is some of your best work in a long time . . .
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Seeking input wrote:
I’ve heard some horror stories about dating elite females.
Lots of sex, OP. Lots of sex.
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Seeking input wrote:
CAA wrote:
"Been offered a date with..." By whom? Her owner?
Offered by her friend (top 10 Canadian in same T&F discipline). They know of me from local T&F club.
I was going to give you a 5/10 but this comment was just plain lazy. Sorry. 3/10.
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Don't worry - her friend will never see this thread.
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Seeking input wrote:
I’m a Canadian sub-elite (1:06-1:09 HM) and have been offered a date with a Top 5 female Canadian T&F athlete. I’ve heard some horror stories about dating elite females. Anyone have experience to share?
Anyway, to summarize: My advice is to NOT start a thread about this on letsrun.
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Used to be Moderately Fast wrote:
rojo wrote:
LRC matchmaking services. For 2k, if you send us proof that you have you no criminal history and are a harmless virgin, we'll set you up with a top 5 Canadian. She takes $1500 and take our 25% finder's fee.
Heptathletes and 800/1500 runners cost a little more - 2.5k.
If you are interested in our services, you may want to wait a few days. In February, we are running a 25% off special for Norwegians.*
*Note Valentine's day rates are double.
Jesus Rojo, this is some of your best work in a long time . . .
I wanted to downvote out of principle, but it was quality work.
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ykw wrote:
Thundersnow wrote:
Poster specifically said "Canadian sub-elite."
Sub-elite, semi-elite. What's the difference?
Such a time doesn't deserve a title with an "elite" in it.
and your pr is? 1:24?
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