If it comes with proper grammar and spelling, it's the sexiest....but as it is now, with horrible grammar and spelling and sometimes just unhinged thoughts, it's probably the least sexy...
Long distance runner. Just wear all your finisher medals around your neck like Baracus from the A Team and walk downtown. Go to the local bar and girls will be throwing themselves at you
People at Nike got a bit suspicious when professional runner Lynn Jennings started ordering new sneakers every week, always asking that they be sent UPS. As it turns out, it wasn't the shoes she really wanted. It was Dave Hill, her UPS man.
And what’s the least sexy? I’m trying to figure out what I should major in.
The other night I hilariously heard some college age girls discussing majors their friend should look for when finding a man. At the top of the list were STEM majors. There was mixed reactions on doctors because they could carry a lot of debt into the relationship. There was also the clarification to not fall for the "pre-med" crap because that's not a doctor yet.
They ultimately settled on looking for a man majoring in software engineering and preferably at the graduate level. They also said he should be a swimmer since apparently that is a desirable sport. Unfortunately runners didn't make their cut. It was quite comical and I felt bad for the girl receiving the advice as she surely is now more messed up in the head than before.
I was going to say pro NBA player or leading actor of an action film. But after thinking about this, I'd go with something that more closely fits the title of the thread, so it will be a ...